OK guys, I had an opportunity arise and I had to seize the moment. I'll use some of your suggestions as ammo in our continuing war, as I have now officially fired the first shot in what is going to be an epic battle.
The wife is going to Toronto for the weekend to meet up with a friend and have a party weekend. Well, she asked me to download some songs (gave me a list) and update her ipod for her. This ticks me off to no end because she can do it herself, she just refuses to learn how thus forcing me to do it for her.
She now has every Flames podcast downloaded and one song. Achy Breaky Heart. Oh I am so dead....
That's pretty good! Let us know how it plays out.
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"Isles give up 3 picks for 5.5 mil of cap space.
Oilers give up a pick and a player to take on 5.5 mil."
-Bax
Didn't read the whole thread so don't know if this was mentioned or not but saw a couple toilet pranks in there so I thought I'd throw this one in.
So, you can do this while she's away or after she goes to sleep and will be the first one into the bathroom in the morning. Take some saran wrap and pull it tight so it covers the toilet bowl but is unnoticeable. Put the seat the down and then wait for the cursing in the morning as she whizzes all over the floor and possibly her feet and legs. And you can't cut it off midstream - it stings! (little Dumb and Dumber reference there) I know, it's juvenile, it makes a mess but it's funny as hell.
Not sure if anyone suggested this, I am too lazy to go back through this entire thread. What about buying a lottery ticket with last week's numbers and keep the old paper. Get her to check the numbers for you, and watch the hilarity ensue!
