Dirty Little Secrets

[Table 5]

I'm screwing around with Loob Job's sister, and he has no clue.

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by Table 5

I'm screwing around with Loob Job's sister, and he has no clue.

Haha! Now THATS funny!

[peter12]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

I like to dress up as a sailor when I'm alone.

Haha I don't know why I said sailor.

[rubecube]

- I curse and make sarcastic remarks when I play video games by myself.

- I baby-talk to one of my dogs, not the second one though because he's a *******.

- I really enjoy harassing cats.

- I like to visit CanucksCentral and Oilfans.com after the Canucks and Oilers lose important games.

[peter12]

I have an inordinate amount of body hair and when I am dating I actively manscape.

[TheyCallMeBruce]

Whisper *Secrets*

1) I once provoked a calf to go nuts on my friends, escaping before the chaos, leaving my friends to fend for themselves.
2) I fart into my friend's potatoe chips and laugh when they eat it.
3) I draw scary pictures for my friend's children and leave it around their bed for them to discover at night, complete with "I'm coming for you!!"

[Eastern Girl]

-I hate sharing my french fries with people. I will usually offer to share to be polite, but I secretly hate anyone that takes me up on my offer.
-I have never actually slow danced with a man before. I usually bolt from the dancefloor when a slow song comes on to avoid it.
-I dropped out of university. I went back eventually but I never told my friends that I had dropped out. They think I actually graduated about two years ago, when in fact, I only just graduated this year.
-I make fun of my friends that cry at the ends of sad movies, but when I watch sad movies alone, I usually end up crying.

[JBR]

I will make your drive home a living hell if you **** me off while driving home. I will ensure you do not get where you want to go easily even if it takes me way off course. Try to lane change or get over... forget it!!

I hid my sister-in-laws keys as a joke a few months back, and now can't give them back because she went right out and bought a new key, and door opener for $200.

I've been deperately trying to get banned from EdmontonOilers.com message boards for a couple of weeks. Man can those mullet-heads take abuse...

[fredr123]

Originally Posted by JBR

I hid my sister-in-laws keys as a joke a few months back, and now can't give them back because she went right out and bought a new key, and door opener for $200.

Now THAT is a dirty little secret and totally spot on with the theme of this thread!

Not nearly as cool, though, is my admission. I suck at shaving. I've been doing it for over 10 years and can't go a single morning without missing a spot, cutting the crap out of my face or getting serious razor burn. It's embarrassing.

[Buff]

When I was 8 or 9 I hit a kid who lived on the same street as me with a discarded car tire. When that kid's parents called my parents about it I denied it up and down for a couple of days. That "kid" is still a good friend of mine some 20 years later as is the rest of our families. I realize now that I came close to causing a feud or rift in the friendships between both families.

Why did I do it? Another kid started it and I thought it was cool to join in.... dumb dumb dumb.

[J pold]

Once I was dating a girl, and them pulled the swictharoo right to her best friend, it took awhile to get things are settled down between them, but once I did I broke up with the second girl because she had bad breath

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by J pold

Once I was dating a girl, and them pulled the swictharoo right to her best friend, it took awhile to get things are settled down between them, but once I did I broke up with the second girl because she had bad breath

Was it caused by gingivitis?

- I won't let you sit next to me on the bus/C-Train if there are any other spots open.

[Super-Rye]

1) I'm downright scared of spiders and some bugs.
2) I like some of Coldplay's music.
3) I like 80's music.
4) and Cowperson hit it right on the nail "I will watch the most pointless and dumb movies if there is a chance a women will take her cloths off."

Actually if my friends and I are going to rent a movie and we can't agree, we pick one based on the chicks on the cover. This has led to some terrible movie watching and wouldn't recommend it.

[pekka]

I locked myself out of the house on the way to final exams with my car keys in the house. After trying to kick in the door I had to resort to throwing a rock through a sliding window to get to the exam.

After the exam I cleaned up the mess took the entire window pane out and took it to the dump.

Then I called my folks and told them that it looked like someone tried to break into our house. It took my Dad a year to realize the pane was missing and he figured that the builder never actually put the window pane in.

There were some tense moments when the cops came to the door to inspect the attempted break in - I have never left a set of keys since.


I have also only posted ~76 times in 5years and I read the board everyday. Although I have probably started replies to another few houndred posts and when I reread them I usually delete them because they are either sarcastic or just plain dumb

[The Unabomber]

I think Bocce ball is the second best sport around, and i think i'm good at it when i'm drunk

I like to moon walk

[return to the red]

Originally Posted by pekka

I have also only posted ~76 times in 5years and I read the board everyday. Although I have probably started replies to another few houndred posts and when I reread them I usually delete them because they are either sarcastic or just plain dumb

done that numerous times myself.

My secret

1) when I was 8 or so I was right p*ssed off with my sister so I took a leak under her bed

2) I get all teary when I watch the Lion King

[HelloHockeyFans]

I never suggest it, but every time my friends and I are sitting around somewhere thinking of what to do, I'm always secretly wishing the girls suggest we play Cranium or Taboo.

[return to the red]

Originally Posted by HelloHockeyFans

I never suggest it, but every time my friends and I are sitting around somewhere thinking of what to do, I'm always secretly wishing the girls suggest we play Cranium or Taboo.

[peter12]

Originally Posted by HelloHockeyFans

I never suggest it, but every time my friends and I are sitting around somewhere thinking of what to do, I'm always secretly wishing the girls suggest we play Cranium or Taboo.

Me too! I love Taboo!

[RougeUnderoos]

I started to rationalize in my brain on Monday night that it wouldn't be so bad to quietly root for the Oilers, only because them winning would make a few small children I know very happy. 29 seconds later Stillman scored and the idea was dismissed.