03-25-2025, 09:53 PM
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#81
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Calgary
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Remove the enter or space bar from a keyboard. For even more fun, just swap some keys around on it. Swap the comma with the period, or some lesser used letters with each other as that will take a longer time to figure out.
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03-25-2025, 09:53 PM
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#82
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Franchise Player
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All the floats from the toilet water tanks.
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03-25-2025, 10:23 PM
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#83
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Scoring Winger
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The grocery bag in the shower.
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03-25-2025, 11:11 PM
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#84
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie28
The grocery bag in the shower.
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The what in the what now?? 
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03-25-2025, 11:28 PM
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#85
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Scoring Winger
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Wasn’t a poster convinced someone broke into his house, stood in the sink and left a grocery bag in the shower? Or something along those lines.
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03-25-2025, 11:38 PM
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#86
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Monster Storm
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie28
The grocery bag in the shower.
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Bwahahahahaha!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie28
Wasn’t a poster convinced someone broke into his house, stood in the sink and left a grocery bag in the shower? Or something along those lines.
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I’m 100% positive that was Calgaryblood and it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve read on this site. I think he even called the cops.
FOUND IT: Plastic bag thread
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03-26-2025, 02:16 AM
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#87
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Nanaimo
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Originally Posted by FlamingHomer
TV remote.
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Jokes on you my dog eat my remote 2 years ago. I got the smart phone app since then ��
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03-26-2025, 06:24 AM
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#88
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
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That little washer in the end of the garden hose that stops it from leaking.
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03-26-2025, 09:52 AM
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#89
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Republic of Panama
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Quote:
Originally Posted by combustiblefuel
Jokes on you my dog eat my remote 2 years ago. I got the smart phone app since then ��
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Still, you were MILDLY INCONVENIENCED. Also, the dog eating the remote is pretty funny.
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03-26-2025, 11:26 AM
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#90
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by D as in David
All the floats from the toilet water tanks.
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mess with the seal so all the toilets have a slow leak.
If we are allowed to come back multiple times. Try to get their clothes to shrink over time.
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03-26-2025, 06:00 PM
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#91
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Back in Calgary
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the soft close hinge on cubbards etc. Let the slamming commence.
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03-26-2025, 06:08 PM
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#92
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 3thirty
the soft close hinge on cubbards etc. Let the slamming commence.
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Undo all of the child-proofing measures. Let the chaos commence...
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03-26-2025, 06:48 PM
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#93
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Ok fine I won't touch the lightbulbs. I will mess up words in their autocorrect.
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Looks like you'll need one long before I will. May I suggest deflection king?
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03-26-2025, 09:57 PM
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#94
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Scoring Winger
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oven mitt
caps to all the pens, springs for the rectractable pens
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03-27-2025, 11:10 AM
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#95
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15
Ok fine I won't touch the lightbulbs. I will mess up words in their autocorrect.
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I put a custom autocorrect into a colleague's computer once.
It changed our bosses name to something slightly scatalogical with a similar spelling. It was glorious.
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03-27-2025, 12:13 PM
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#96
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bizaro86
I put a custom autocorrect into a colleague's computer once.
It changed our bosses name to something slightly scatalogical with a similar spelling. It was glorious.
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That sounds hilarious. Hopefully he was a good sport about it.
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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03-27-2025, 12:33 PM
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#97
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Cowtown
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bizaro86
I put a custom autocorrect into a colleague's computer once.
It changed our bosses name to something slightly scatalogical with a similar spelling. It was glorious.
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Hah I changed an old coworkers email signature to say “Tickle Technologist”. It took 6 months to get changed.
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03-27-2025, 03:01 PM
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#98
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bizaro86
I put a custom autocorrect into a colleague's computer once.
It changed our bosses name to something slightly scatalogical with a similar spelling. It was glorious.
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Back in the days of Windows 95 I changed a coworkers email notification sound from a brief chime to Stairway to Heaven. Did something similar to the boot up sequence, don't recall what song but it was wonderfully long.
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03-27-2025, 03:09 PM
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#99
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Locke
That sounds hilarious. Hopefully he was a good sport about it.
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Yeah, our boss thought it was funny.
Edited to add: i knew he would think it was funny - if there was a chance my co-worker was going to get fired or something I wouldn't have done it.
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03-28-2025, 12:05 AM
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#100
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Nanaimo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamingHomer
Still, you were MILDLY INCONVENIENCED. Also, the dog eating the remote is pretty funny.
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Not once but twice ! And it's not just like some random universal remote was good enough to replace it with either. It's a super specific one for a region specific sold tv too.
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