Your Least Favourite Smells

[speede5]

Used gear oil.

[activeStick]

Originally Posted by NuclearFart

3 'forgotten' tampons removed after being inside for 6 months.

Rupturing a gangrenous diabetic foot that was a combination of liquified bones, puss, and a weird fungus.

Opening the skull of a deceased who landed next to the heater and wasnt found for 2 weeks.

My finger for days after the glove broke during a DRE.

Omg, my buddy is an ER doc and also recalled a similar story of his where he had to remove that from a lady patient who came in complaining about stomach pain. Humans are wild.

[Canada 02]

Originally Posted by dissentowner

Other people's farts. The worst part of being in school was being trapped in your desk while someone was blasting Rip Van Stinkle's greatest hits and you were stuck smelling it.

seconds earlier, those molecules were in someone rectum, and now they are in your nose. At the molecular level, you've inserted feces up your nose

[Huntingwhale]

Oh god this is a bad one. A few years ago my former landlord went fishing and brought back around 15 large salmon from his trip. Along with it he brought my deepfreezer he had borrowed to transport them from the west coast to back here. We carried the freezer contained with fish back in the basement. Few minutes later he took off but before he left I asked him if he plugged in the freezer and he said yes.

I had covid that week so I didn't go in the basement for the week since it was mostly my gym equipment down there and I didn't feel like working out. About a week later I went back down to work out and noticed that the freezer was in fact not plugged in.

I opened it and the most indescribable stench of 15 fish in a state of decomposition laying in a pool of it's own juices greeted me as I opened the freezer. I swear I saw colored fumes pour out when I opened the lid. I almost puked right there and there and suddenly the most worrisome thoughts came over me as to how I was going to deal with it.

My first thought was just to throw away the freezer. No way in hell I can handle cleaning that and not puke everywhere. I didn't have a truck so I would have to call someone to come pick it up and bring it to the dump. Not sure if they would even allow you to bring a "broken" freezer with old food inside or if they'd make you clean it first. So I did what any good man would do; I plugged the freezer back in to contain the smell and left it for a few days to think it over and trying to think of a way to explain to the landlord what had happened to the bounty of his 2 day fishing trip. I woke up every morning with dread going through my mind as to how to deal with it.

Finally my wife showed more balls then I have at any point in my life and said she was going to clean it. And she ####ing did it. We let it defrost for a day to be able to move the rotten fish out. Finally she got to it. Didn't gag once. Didn't flinch. Just sacked up and cleaned the entire thing, while she handed me the waste inside that I ran to the garbage bins ( luckily this was during a deep freeze so it frooze right away) and buckets of fish juice flush down the toilet. Not joking when I saw this is probably the greatest thing she has done for our marriage and I have no shame in saying it would have been impossible for me to accomplish this without her.

I still think of that horrid horrid smell to this day. Don't think it's possible for me to smell anything worse.

[FlamesAddiction]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Mung is any unidentifiable liquid nastyness, also in sticky form like behind your stove and such. Chunder is the lump bits of similar makeup. Mung and Chunder. Also a prog rock band, maybe?

I saw a band in Brandon Manitoba back in the 1990s called Mung. I am not sure if that is where they were from or if they came up from Winnipeg. They were like a hardcore punk/thrash band.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by BigThief

Lmao always smelling fresh, my short king

Thread is not for jokes. I like poo.

[Ferarri]

UCP politicians.

[CliffFletcher]

I used to be a book buyer at a used book store. We’d get people bringing in garbage bags and boxes full of old paperbacks that had been stored in their cat-piss homes for decades. The stench would hit you the moment they walked in the door - the whole store would reek within seconds.

They’d always get baffled and angry when I said I couldn’t take the books, and they’d have to remove them immediately. Presumably they’d been living with the stench for so long that they didn’t even notice it. Their homes must have been awful.

[Jiri Hrdina]

Originally Posted by CliffFletcher

I used to be a book buyer at a used book store. We’d get people bringing in garbage bags and boxes full of old paperbacks that had been stored in their cat-piss homes for decades. The stench would hit you the moment they walked in the door - the whole store would reek within seconds.

They’d always get baffled and angry when I said I couldn’t take the books, and they’d have to remove them immediately. Presumably they’d been living with the stench for so long that they didn’t even notice it. Their homes must have been awful.

This sounds like a cool job! Is it as cool as it sounds? I imagine you were purchasing original copies of collected works of Bill Shakespeare and what not. Or was it more buying the Double Digest of "Archie and Jughead".

[DownInFlames]

Diesel is bad but a dirty diesel particulate filter is 100x worse. It's concentrated evil.



When we lived on an acreage and the wind came from one specific direction we would get the worst pig#### smell.

[CliffFletcher]

Originally Posted by Jiri Hrdina

This sounds like a cool job! Is it as cool as it sounds? I imagine you were purchasing original copies of collected works of Bill Shakespeare and what not. Or was it more buying the Double Digest of "Archie and Jughead".

The gamut. 90 per cent bestselling paperbacks - which we typically had too many copies of already to buy. But you’d find some really cool stuff. Especially when someone brought in a bunch of old books from an estate or something. Like sci-fi pulp novels from the 50s and 60s. Out of print non-fiction books on esoteric subjects - a cookbook from the 1930s, a fly-fishing guide from the 50s, some hippie guru’s tract on diet and mediation - are the most valuable.

I did wind up with a leather-bound collected works of Shakespeare from the 1920s that I still have. One of the cool things about really old books is a lot of them have notations on the inset cover leaf, like “Valedictorian, Mrs O’Grady’s Grade 9 Class, St. Mary’s”. Reminds you books used to be prized as gifts.

[Shazam]

Goats. Damn they stink.

[BigThief]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I definitely dont smell fresh many times as you'd know and have enjoyed, since that's your thing. I got my fifty bucks.

Bart told you about the towel on a stick, use it...

Hahaha lol dude, I know your name too.

[The Yen Man]

I can't stand parmesan cheese, it smells like puke to me and makes me gag every time I'm near it.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by NuclearFart

3 'forgotten' tampons removed after being inside for 6 months.

Rupturing a gangrenous diabetic foot that was a combination of liquified bones, puss, and a weird fungus.

Opening the skull of a deceased who landed next to the heater and wasnt found for 2 weeks.

My finger for days after the glove broke during a DRE.

Username checks out.

Ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by GGG

Seems like weaponized incompetence. I thought everyone gags when cleaning up puke.

Please delete this post. My wife can never learn that term...she'd apply it to so many things in our lives.

[fotze2]

[QUOTE=BigThief;9236792]Hahaha lol dude, I know your name too, DH.[/

Bla, don’t kill me

[Dion]

Women who bathe themselves in perfume. It's enough to knock a buzzard of a shyte wagon.

[Erick Estrada]

Microwaved fish. The awful fish smell lingers for at least an hour after. Should not be allowed in workplaces.

[metallicat]

Decomposing bodies. The worst I’ve smelled was 30 days or so. Just melted into the bed and fluids seaped onto the ground. It was horrendous.

Check on your loved ones…