Back in high school this chick was trying to bag a dude by slapping him repeatedly in the the junk forcefully with the back of her hand. The dude calmly and resolutely stepped back, and did his best Hank Ilesic impression, with a potent full leg extension he punted her square in the box. The blunt impact made an absolutely sickening thud, and she was left reeling and speechless. Utterly and completely stunned. After a short silence, everyone that witnessed it broke out laughing uncontrollably. I have never seen anything more shocking or funny…
In grade 9 the entire school staged a walk out. We had a substitute teacher start the year and everyone who had him as a teacher seemed to love him. He was filling in for a new teacher who was still on mat leave for the first couple months. About a week before he was done some grade 9 students decided to have a walk out. Word spread fast and after the home room bell rang the entire school walked out and marched to the School Division office right next door. "Hell no, we won't go, we want Mr. Myndio!"
I feel sorry for the teacher who was set to return about a week after that. She had to have felt very unwanted. She didn't teach at the school before that. I think they promised us that her be the first sub called when needed and he'd be offered the first available position in future years. I don't know if he ever got a full time job there as I went onto High School the next year.
When all the black kids fought the white kids in a full on race riot in the cafeteria that spread throughout the whole school during lunch in high school.
Another one came to mind for me. Back in the day there were TVs on carts, and part of some history project he put together a VHS tape of clips from movies (including Braveheart and other nonsense). But he used a VHS where baby blue was previously taped over, so when his "project" clips stopped and the tape went a little over, softcore came on. The teacher walked up, ejected the tape and tossed it at my friend and said, "what the f is this" disgustedly. Too funny. My friend was just angry that the teacher hard tossed the tape in his lap and literally after class told the teacher that was disrespectful. The stuff on the tape really didn't phase him at all. Class obviously laughed hard.
And another one. Gym teacher was a jock and grew up as one but was a pretty fun guy to be around because of his one liners. Part of gym was sex ed class (probably grade 11 or so). So he's describing how many sperm males have, and he follows it up by saying, "and Paul xxxxx is down to his last 10". Paul was just a weird nerdy guy. Poor guy, as he was made fun of prior to the quip, and it continued for another two years after until we graduated. Funny what teachers could get away with 25 years back.
The fact that you so casually describe a middle school girl as a slut is ####ed up, regardless of how long ago it was or what career the girl chose
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Originally Posted by BigThief
Calling a (preteen) junior high student a slut is wild. One thing to do it when you were similar ages but being jealous of it 40 years later is another.
You guys didn't have sluts at your schools?
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The creepy part is 40 year old dudes imaging these pre-teens now and thinking of them as sluts. I doubt adult WO403 is imaging what this girl looks like in present-day when thinking of her as a slut.
We had an 18 year old in our grade 9 class. Poor guy was nice enough, but about as smart as a sack of hammers. He passed on his 3rd try and tragically died in a car accident that summer.
Same junior high, another older student beat up the gym teacher. Mr Leverton probably could have won the fight, but he was intent on not striking the student, he took a number of good hits to the head while trying to restrain the kid.
Another older kid, I think he was 17, ended up hauling a substitute teacher to the office when he punched a student. Someone put a tack on the teacher's seat and he lost it.
Birchwood Junior high in Ft McMurray. High school was a picnic in comparison.
The good old thumbtack on the chair trick lol.
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Getting second-hand trauma from some of these stories.
And thinking back on HS already gives me the heebie jeebies.
Quickly realizing that just a normal-ish, kind of ####y experience was a blessing compared to what some went through/saw.
The phys-ed teacher phys-ically abusing kids was an especially rough read. Parents have become overbearing in some aspects but I'm glad that kind of thing doesn't fly under the radar these days.
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Back in high school this chick was trying to bag a dude by slapping him repeatedly in the the junk forcefully with the back of her hand. The dude calmly and resolutely stepped back, and did his best Hank Ilesic impression, with a potent full leg extension he punted her square in the box. The blunt impact made an absolutely sickening thud, and she was left reeling and speechless. Utterly and completely stunned. After a short silence, everyone that witnessed it broke out laughing uncontrollably. I have never seen anything more shocking or funny…
This one cracks me up. Wasn’t expecting a box kick. And it sounded blunt! Ridiculous. Kicked her right in the blunt. She wanted sex so she was flicking his dick? Is that a thing that happens? What? I’ll know what that means next time it happens to me I guess.
Reggie Dunlop farted audibly loud during a Buck Shot taping once as a kid.
Back in high school this chick was trying to bag a dude by slapping him repeatedly in the the junk forcefully with the back of her hand. The dude calmly and resolutely stepped back, and did his best Hank Ilesic impression, with a potent full leg extension he punted her square in the box. The blunt impact made an absolutely sickening thud, and she was left reeling and speechless. Utterly and completely stunned. After a short silence, everyone that witnessed it broke out laughing uncontrollably. I have never seen anything more shocking or funny…
Evokes Hank Illesic, the greatest punter ever! Well done.
