12-21-2005, 02:32 PM
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#81
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#1 Goaltender
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How does one become a FPAG? There's obviously an art to it, because the fire always burns from behind the log for the most part, and it never turns into the inferno that is my campfire (I guess a lack of kerosene helps there...)
Is it training? Is it years spent in some secluded forest practising? Does the apprentice become the master and forge his own fireplace? Where can you find the MFPAG (master fireplace arm guy) and obtain the training...or does he find you, and take you as a disciple?
-Scott
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12-21-2005, 02:35 PM
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#82
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Turner Valley
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Originally Posted by sclitheroe
How does one become a FPAG? There's obviously an art to it, because the fire always burns from behind the log for the most part, and it never turns into the inferno that is my campfire (I guess a lack of kerosene helps there...)
Is it training? Is it years spent in some secluded forest practising? Does the apprentice become the master and forge his own fireplace? Where can you find the MFPAG (master fireplace arm guy) and obtain the training...or does he find you, and take you as a disciple?
-Scott
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The first rule of Fireplace Arm Guy Club is you don't talk about Fireplace Arm Guy Club.
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12-21-2005, 02:36 PM
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#83
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary, AB
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You either need to be a pale cancer patient, or a fat mexican guy to be a FPAG.
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12-21-2005, 02:44 PM
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#84
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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You are all on crack. Seriously. Get off the smack.
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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12-21-2005, 02:46 PM
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#85
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary, AB
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Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
You are all on crack. Seriously. Get off the smack.
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Are we? or are you on so much crack that the brilliance of channel 9 just doesn't register with your cracked out brain... Yeah
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12-21-2005, 03:02 PM
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#86
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Originally Posted by Calgary Flames
Are we? or are you on so much crack that the brilliance of channel 9 just doesn't register with your cracked out brain... Yeah
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Haha! You guys are like those people that can't stop watching infomercials! Paint sniffin' nutjobs!!
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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12-21-2005, 04:08 PM
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#87
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Satellite don't got Fireplace Arm Guys!!!
Cowperson
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Dear Lord, help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. - Anonymous
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12-21-2005, 04:17 PM
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#88
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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Originally Posted by Calgary Flames
Did anyone see the stategic move the other night? He put a piece of wood about 6 inches long, and about 3 inches wide to prop up the wood on top from falling out.
It was like magic!
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This fireplace arm guy is quite the superstar.
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12-21-2005, 06:05 PM
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#89
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by Calgary Flames
Did anyone see the stategic move the other night? He put a piece of wood about 6 inches long, and about 3 inches wide to prop up the wood on top from falling out.
It was like magic!
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I saw that! Pure genius, I almost cried when I saw it, it was like a FPAG ballet.
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12-21-2005, 06:51 PM
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#90
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Lifetime Suspension
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I saw a loop in the tape. It went from a half burnt log to a brand new one.
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12-21-2005, 10:30 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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He's changed the battery in the Camera, yeah thats it.
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12-22-2005, 08:25 AM
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#92
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Bloody arrgh! Seems my house is extremely receptive to CBC's very strong broadcast signal and every coaxial cable in my house, nomatter how thick it is, is probably like 20 years old and every one of them is acting like an extended aerial and picking up TV signals from the air and crossing them with my actual cable channels. CBC is the only signal strong enough though to really interfere, but because it's on 9 on antenna, it ends up crossing with my fireplace 
There's nothing I can do. I've tried everything already aside from buying some expensive shielded coaxials and replacing every cable in the house. Either that or I wrap my house in tin-foil or maybe just every cable. Would an iron ferrite loop around cables work maybe?
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12-22-2005, 08:30 AM
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#93
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Get off the smack. All of you need rehab. You'll all end up like Charlie Sheen if you keep this up!!
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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12-22-2005, 08:35 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Get off the smack. All of you need rehab. You'll all end up like Charlie Sheen if you keep this up!!
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I forgot to mention that I'm a pyromaniac. Channel 9 is theraputic.
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12-22-2005, 08:44 AM
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#95
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
I forgot to mention that I'm a pyromaniac. Channel 9 is theraputic.
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Haha! Brilliant!
You're all still crackheads....
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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12-22-2005, 09:11 AM
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#96
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Calgary in Heart, Ottawa in Body
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Originally Posted by peter12
Spike TV is on 43 now.
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What's GOING ON!!!!!!! <Insert whiny Joe Schmo voice>
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12-22-2005, 09:26 AM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Originally Posted by Clarkey
I saw a loop in the tape. It went from a half burnt log to a brand new one.
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Boy, I wish I could have seen that.
Cowperson
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Dear Lord, help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. - Anonymous
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12-22-2005, 09:45 AM
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#98
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#1 Goaltender
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9:33 AM - hot poker action
I'm so glad I got to see the poker, I've been waiting for ages. I feel complete now.
I was looking at the log, and I thought, oh oh, FPAG has GOT to do something here, where is he, and sure enough, out comes the poker, and suddenly, everything is well with the world again.
-Scott
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12-22-2005, 09:57 AM
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#99
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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We had it on the other day when we had company over. People were complaining that the room was getting too warm.
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12-22-2005, 10:03 AM
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#100
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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You need to get smarter company 
MYK
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