#81
One of the Nine
I wonder which batteries are the best for pelting people? AAAs seem way too light. AAs might be good, but I think Cs or 9V are probably the best for distance and pelt. A 9V thrown overhand, but like a skipping stone, would probably go pretty far, and if it impacted perfectly, the mark on the recipient's face would be hilarious. Ds might be right for someone strong. A D to the face would really suck. Yeah. Wait, what are we talking about?
#82
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: London
I thought this guy was their mascot!
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#83
In the Sin Bin
Easily the best current mascot and I really wish we could get scorch out of jail
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 161 St. - Yankee Stadium
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Gritty is the first mascot in concussion protocol since Ralph the Dog KO’d the Green Drop guy in mid-90’smascot football.
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#85
First round-bust
Join Date: Feb 2015
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#86
All I can get
Gritty's upper lip is a darker shade of red/orange than the rest of his fur. Like a hobo with nicotine stains on his moustache.
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Thunder Bay Ontario
So he's not good on ice and probably got another concussion. I guess that explains the googly eyes.
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
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I thought this guy was their mascot!
I miss sign guy.
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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#90
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Edmonton, AB
LOL I love Philly fans.
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#91
First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Edmonton, AB
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This is the greatest mascot ever. It's been a long time since I've been moved to tears like this.
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More thrusting in the general direction of the dissenters.
That’ll do it.
That’s marvellous
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#94
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Maybe they were booing the fact that Philly still plays Cotton Eyed Joe. That song is 23 years old. Can it die sometime?
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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What was that charity? Hartnell Down?
I do have to say though, having a mascot shooting people with the t-shirt cannon at centre ice is arguably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time and probably only acceptable in Philadelphia.
The City of Brotherly Love and T-Shirt Cannon Assassinations.
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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but Scorch murdered a first responder in cold blood.Cold. Blood.
And thats why nobody messes with him. And in fairness, Scorch is an ember and that first responder was a Fire Fighter, it was really 'Kill or Be Killed.'
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#97
First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Vancouver, B.C.
That's pretty good actually. Kind of funny so me likey.
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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More thrusting in the general direction of the dissenters.
"This is Gritty. He hates this Arena and everyone in it. Deal with it."
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Are we sure it's not Bill Burr in that outfit?VIDEO
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