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Old 09-06-2005, 05:55 PM   #81
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i laugh when people get hit by a 400LB aluminum wheelchair at top speed.

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Old 09-06-2005, 06:24 PM   #82
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Trujew you have absolutely no class.
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:27 PM   #83
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Americans who slam on the british, oblivious to the fact that about 150 years ago that's were they came from!
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Old 09-06-2005, 07:24 PM   #84
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-rednecks who think Bud is a premium beer
-guys with pimped-out 1992 Honda Civics...no, I swear at them
-many, many others.
I have a friend that works in the ag business and he say Anhieser Busche buys top quality grain for bud from Canada. Not sure what they do to it to make it taste like pee pee though.

Ya, Civics with fart can mufflers. Sunfires too. I saw a girl driving a truck the other day with a sticker that said..

To all the boys that drive Sunfires, You go girl![/b][/quote]
:/ ;_; I drive a Sunfire. Stop laughing!!
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Old 09-06-2005, 07:34 PM   #85
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I laugh at:


-rednecks who think Bud is a premium beer
-guys with pimped-out 1992 Honda Civics...no, I swear at them
-many, many others.
I have a friend that works in the ag business and he say Anhieser Busche buys top quality grain for bud from Canada. Not sure what they do to it to make it taste like pee pee though.

Ya, Civics with fart can mufflers. Sunfires too. I saw a girl driving a truck the other day with a sticker that said..

To all the boys that drive Sunfires, You go girl! [/b][/quote]
I also laugh at people who claim to know someones sexuality by the type of vehicle they drove. One of the meanest SOB's I ever knew drove a Bug.
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Old 09-06-2005, 07:59 PM   #86
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Trujew you have absolutely no class.
I never claimed I did
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:40 PM   #87
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Whats, up... Long time lurker, figured I should finally sign-up for the start of this season.

Anyway, I laugh at Canadians who "hate" America, all the while they drink Coca-Cola, watch NBC, ABC ect, go to hollywood movies, and drives a ford. Way to stick it to the man, ace. (I have a friend who spouts off about America any chance he gets, I laugh in my head everytime). Its also funny when you hear someone call Americans "ignorant" while at the same time calling all Americans stupid. I guess labeling 300 million people as "stupid" isn't ignornat either.
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-a guy who won't move out of his parent's basement at age 27, and wonders why he can't get the girls
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Is 25 okay?

I don't plan on moving out until then. I have to get a few years into my trade before I can have enough money, so I don't live for my house.

More things I laugh at:

-Musclemen at bars who think their the shinguard. I wonder if some of them shop at BabyGap sometimes.

-People who were once skinny, who then juiced, making fun of other skinny guys.

-People who "supe" up a sunfire/Cavelier. I wonder if they know that alot of people are pointing and laughing?

-Peoples who stereo systems cost more than their car. (yep thats a sweet system buddy, but your 1986 rusted ford tempo seems to be falling a part from the bass)

-the bitch that starts complaining in the grocery store over 30 cents, and the manager has to come, when your next in line.

I'm sure I'll come up with some more later...


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Those same people seem to think Michale Moore is the second coming of christ but he curiously comes from THE U.S.
HAHAHA, so true.
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-the bitch that starts complaining in the grocery store over 30 cents, and the manager has to come, when your next in line.
There was a lady at safeway in front of me who berated the checkout guy who seemed to have a mental disability for five minutes until he was near tears cause he forgot to take the 2 bucks off her salmon but did once she mentioned it. I was fuming and I let out "Get the fata out of the store you dirty old bitter C-word. pass off." The store manager and my wife got mad at me for using that word. [/b][/quote]
Good for you, she deserved it.

I also gotta give it to you for droping the C-bomb to a girl. I've seen some girls go psyhco when called that, and I told myself I'd never say that to a girl I didn't know. (Unless I was drunk and she passed me off )
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-the bitch that starts complaining in the grocery store over 30 cents, and the manager has to come, when your next in line.

There was a lady at safeway in front of me who berated the checkout guy who seemed to have a mental disability for five minutes until he was near tears cause he forgot to take the 2 bucks off her salmon but did once she mentioned it. I was fuming and I let out "Get the fata out of the store you dirty old bitter C-word. pass off." The store manager and my wife got mad at me for using that word.

Good for you, she deserved it.

I also gotta give it to you for droping the C-bomb to a girl. I've seen some girls go psyhco when called that, and I told myself I'd never say that to a girl I didn't know. (Unless I was drunk and she passed me off )
It was an old lady [/b][/quote]
You 2 have quite the little love in going don't you.
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-the bitch that starts complaining in the grocery store over 30 cents, and the manager has to come, when your next in line.

There was a lady at safeway in front of me who berated the checkout guy who seemed to have a mental disability for five minutes until he was near tears cause he forgot to take the 2 bucks off her salmon but did once she mentioned it. I was fuming and I let out "Get the fata out of the store you dirty old bitter C-word. pass off." The store manager and my wife got mad at me for using that word.

Good for you, she deserved it.

I also gotta give it to you for droping the C-bomb to a girl. I've seen some girls go psyhco when called that, and I told myself I'd never say that to a girl I didn't know. (Unless I was drunk and she passed me off )

It was an old lady
You 2 have quite the little love in going don't you. [/b][/quote]
I could see whats happenening, and they don't have a clue....

Wow, said it to a old lady too.
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Old 09-06-2005, 10:57 PM   #93
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I laugh at women who get passed off at being called the 'c' word, then call a man a 'd' word or a 'pr' word.

I also laugh at the guy wearing a Canucks jersey with Messier on the back in downtown Calgary... and I don't really care if he made it home okay either. :P
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-People who "supe" up a sunfire/Cavelier. I wonder if they know that alot of people are pointing and laughing?

Hahaha...

There's a gold sunfire that lives a couple of blocks from me. I pass it every day & laugh. The thing looks like a fricken spaceship. Ground effects, modified front grille & bumper that almost touches the ground, a spoiler that is at least a foot tall. Oh man...
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-People who "supe" up a sunfire/Cavelier. I wonder if they know that alot of people are pointing and laughing?

Hahaha...

There's a gold sunfire that lives a couple of blocks from me. I pass it every day & laugh. The thing looks like a fricken spaceship. Ground effects, modified front grille & bumper that almost touches the ground, a spoiler that is at least a foot tall. Oh man... [/b][/quote]
I think I saw that car today walking from work to the train station. Did he take the Sunfire badge off the doors, but leave what looks like an outline?
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I laugh at women who get passed off at being called the 'c' word, then call a man a 'd' word or a 'pr' word.

Here's something I saw on another board that I've kept in my archives, which relates well to a few replies in this thread. I think this is pure magic (sorry to any ladies who take offense to this, but I think there is some validity here)

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I'll make sure to use 'c' word which seems acceptable, instead of c*** next time.
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Whats, up... Long time lurker, figured I should finally sign-up for the start of this season.

Anyway, I laugh at Canadians who "hate" America, all the while they drink Coca-Cola, watch NBC, ABC ect, go to hollywood movies, and drives a ford. Way to stick it to the man, ace. (I have a friend who spouts off about America any chance he gets, I laugh in my head everytime). Its also funny when you hear someone call Americans "ignorant" while at the same time calling all Americans stupid. I guess labeling 300 million people as "stupid" isn't ignornat either.
Awesome!

I laugh at people that buy into the "with us or against us" mentality. Clearly I have to like EVERY SINGLE THING or hate EVERY SINGLE THING about America, otherwise I'm stupid and hypocritical? The world is a little more complicated than that, son.
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I laugh at people who make a big deal out of small things. Can't think of a specific example right now, but people who go to a greasy spoon diner and expect award-winning french cuisine, or complain about the fact they have 2 granules extra of sugar in their Tim's. I mean c'mon, its Tims, not Buckingham Palace.
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