04-15-2016, 02:52 PM
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#81
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by keratosis
I like getting the senior's discount.
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This. I was given a senior's discount once totally unexpectedly (I am not even sure that I was eligible for it at the time). I would have thought that it would have been a depressing experience, but I found that it was the opposite. I have since found that I am eligible for 10% off at a local liquor store on the first Tuesday of each month, so I might get into bootlegging for supplemental income.
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04-15-2016, 03:07 PM
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#82
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Weitz
Dion and TheScorpion
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I believe Vulcan and Flamesfever are older than me 
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04-15-2016, 03:10 PM
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#83
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angelamc
Being self employed has aged me, that and having a kid. I reckon I look 10 years older than I am (37) ugh.
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Nooooooo! You could pass for 29 in my books 
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04-15-2016, 03:15 PM
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#84
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by polak
The first time I didn't get ID'd at the Saddledome was when I officially felt like I was getting old.
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When I was a newlywed my wife and I went into a liquor store near the Banff Springs Hotel. My wife was asked to leave for not having ID on her. I showed my ID and got the most judgemental look when my age revealed me to be 32. I can only imagine what the clerk thought of me.
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04-15-2016, 03:16 PM
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#85
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by polak
My mom said I'm handsome.
</In before the "Your Mom said I'm handsome too">
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She didn't say anything to me. She just rolled over and said "NEXT!"
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04-15-2016, 03:54 PM
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#86
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Not sure
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Quote:
Originally Posted by polak
My mom said I'm handsome.
</In before the "Your Mom said I'm handsome too">
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Sometimes your avatar is just so fitting.
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Originally posted by Bingo.
Maybe he hates cowboy boots.
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04-15-2016, 04:55 PM
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#87
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Well this thread got predictably creepy and weird.
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04-15-2016, 04:58 PM
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#88
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Also, if I could thank a "thanks," this would be the one.
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04-15-2016, 05:01 PM
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#89
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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I've noticed ThatNeverHappened going around thanking Dion's posts. Makes me laugh every time.
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04-15-2016, 05:16 PM
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#90
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Not cheering for losses
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought this would happen to me, but...
A year ago I was having a conversation with the head life guard at our local pool. As we're talking a couple of her senior staff walked in and joined the conversation. A question came up asking how old I was and for fun I asked them to take a guess. Surprisingly they all said I was in my early 40's. But you have most of your hair and your skin is soooo smooth were the comments as they all ran up and ran their fingers through my hair |
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04-15-2016, 05:29 PM
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#91
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: 110
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CliffFletcher
I'm 46, and I look younger due to no hair loss and very little greying, which I attribute to my Native blood. But on the inside I feel about 56.
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We're the same age. Having met you recently, I would agree, I would have said younger.
Today I was told I look younger than I am be people who wouldn't lie and I was carded about a month ago... of course they were carding everyone that night but you don't need to know that.
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04-15-2016, 06:35 PM
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#92
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Fantasy Island
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I'll bite the honest bullet and say I look older. Fair skin that's seen better days thanks to sun, drinking, smoking in my youth. And I've had 3 kids. My husband is 11 years older than me and people don't bat an eye. So yeah. I look probably 5 years older at least.
On the plus side I haven't found even one single gray hair yet. 
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04-15-2016, 06:37 PM
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#93
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
Also, if I could thank a "thanks," this would be the one.
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It did happen as I know the staff at the pool quite well. Besides I can't help it if posters here are jealous
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04-15-2016, 06:40 PM
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#94
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First Line Centre
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I'm 28 and have a brother 10 years older than me...and people often mistake me for the older brother  I've also been bald since I was 20, and have recently started sprouting grey in my beard, so that probably explains it.
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04-15-2016, 06:43 PM
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#95
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Uzbekistan
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I turned 33 in a week. I look my age.
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04-15-2016, 07:31 PM
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#96
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Franchise Player
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I'm 29. If I am clean shaven people usually guess 25. When I'm not, I get 28-30.
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04-15-2016, 08:17 PM
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#97
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Dion
It did happen as I know the staff at the pool quite well. Besides I can't help it if posters here are jealous |
Dion.. Dion.
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04-15-2016, 08:20 PM
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#98
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Franchise Player
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I look at least twice my age.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterJoji
Johnny eats garbage and isn’t 100% committed.
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04-15-2016, 08:21 PM
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#99
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
It did happen as I know the staff at the pool quite well. Besides I can't help it if posters here are jealous |
Lol, the story was believable until the part about them running their hand through your hair ha ha. That sounds more like the start of a porno.
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04-15-2016, 08:22 PM
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#100
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Franchise Player
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Dion was the pool guy, here to clean the pipes
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterJoji
Johnny eats garbage and isn’t 100% committed.
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