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Old 01-15-2015, 07:36 PM   #81
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sorry but some of you have a different definition of MILF than I do
As in the "Mother" part I think is what you're getting at.
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:36 PM   #82
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I never noticed this before, but she hands her purse to the bass player, and he just holds it like a chump the whole time.

HA HA! Unexpected!
Duh. He plays the bass
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:36 PM   #83
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Russell has made several really nice defensive plays already, and a great move to give himself a scoring chance.
No way Russell scores a goal this season.

He's saving that for Playoffs
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:38 PM   #84
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Good grief, these Coyotes are boring! I may have time to nap. Russell is having a great game so far. Go Flames!
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:39 PM   #85
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Ortio looking sharp on the shots that are counting


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Old 01-15-2015, 07:40 PM   #86
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Flames need to get skating and start dictating the play. This is brutal. Ortio is the only reason we're still tied.
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:41 PM   #87
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All the chemistry this team was showing earlier in the season is completely gone. None of these lines look like they have a clue how each other plays.
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:41 PM   #88
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I see this as a must win game. Pick it up boys.
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:42 PM   #89
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:42 PM   #90
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Did Leah just say Oreo?


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Joni "Oreo", cool thanks Leah.
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:43 PM   #92
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Pretty boring period. Flames need to be better. They must lead the league in "time spent in own zone".
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:43 PM   #93
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Sounds like this woman is calling him Joni "Oreo"
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:43 PM   #94
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I'll take that as a first period.
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Since there's not much in this game worth talking about in the intermission, here's some drummer jokes. (Any Musicians on CP?)

How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it.

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

What does a drummer use for birth control?
His/Her personality.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me neither.

What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.

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Brutal. Both teams boring and listless. I would hate to have spent actual money on this game.
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:43 PM   #97
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Quite a few days off, no wonder they look a bit off. They'll probably get it going half way through the 2nd.
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:43 PM   #98
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Pretty boring period. Flames need to be better. They must lead the league in "time spent in own zone".
Cmon now, Edmonton still exists
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:44 PM   #99
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Why are we playing it so close to the vest?

Or are we afraid of taking an early lead and are just waiting to play from behind?
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:45 PM   #100
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CAMRY MILF x2
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sorry but some of you have a different definition of MILF than I do
I think it should be noted that she is dubbed as such because of the looks the three incredulous teens give her before she drives away. You know they're saving it for later, just look at them.
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