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Old 12-28-2013, 07:27 AM   #81
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Wow. Jhunt you have mental problems man.
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Old 12-28-2013, 08:45 AM   #82
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The thing is this..you all have no idea what's true and what's not in regards to that situation yet have no problem assuming you do. I've been restricted from providing any rebuttals to the super-post because if there's anything Bronzel is better at than posting advantageous crap on message boards it's becoming more hostile than the girl from the exorcist when she's in a bad mood. You all think she's the greatest. Imagine feeling the same way you felt as a child when you first saw that little demon girl crawl down the stairs upside down if you happen to not wash some cheese that Bronzel has gobbled up off a dirty plate she's left in the sink. I'd put my penis up against the cp average any day. Let's start a penis size thread. We can sum our bank account balances, multiply our penis size by 1000 and divide the sum by 2.
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Old 12-28-2013, 10:06 AM   #83
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Old 12-28-2013, 10:21 AM   #84
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jhunt223, you're awesome dude. Despite what the rest of the board says, I think you should keep posting. I highly enjoy what you write, and will never criticize your posts. You're one of the reasons that make this board fun.
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I'd put my penis up against the cp average any day. Let's start a penis size thread. We can sum our bank account balances, multiply our penis size by 1000 and divide the sum by 2.
Are you saying Bronzel now has vaginal expansion to the point that no one else will ever be able to enjoy her company? Poor girl.
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Old 12-28-2013, 10:56 AM   #86
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Is she at least hot? The psycho ones usually are.
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Old 12-28-2013, 10:59 AM   #87
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Are you saying Bronzel now has vaginal expansion to the point that no one else will ever be able to enjoy her company? Poor girl.

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Gotta be the highest thanks : post ratio ever.
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In my entire life I will never forget Kerr reading Poe before a game (can't remember which one, was recent), and someone saying that his brain couldn't take it, it was melting through his nose. And the following smart assed comments- I am still in disbelief that he actually did that.
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The thing is this..you all have no idea what's true and what's not in regards to that situation yet have no problem assuming you do. I've been restricted from providing any rebuttals to the super-post because if there's anything Bronzel is better at than posting advantageous crap on message boards it's becoming more hostile than the girl from the exorcist when she's in a bad mood. You all think she's the greatest. Imagine feeling the same way you felt as a child when you first saw that little demon girl crawl down the stairs upside down if you happen to not wash some cheese that Bronzel has gobbled up off a dirty plate she's left in the sink. I'd put my penis up against the cp average any day. Let's start a penis size thread. We can sum our bank account balances, multiply our penis size by 1000 and divide the sum by 2.


I can't believe you posted this. Where did that come from?
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Old 12-28-2013, 06:58 PM   #91
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I can't believe you posted this. Where did that come from?
And that is after editing. Wonder what the unedited post was.
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The thing is this..you all have no idea what's true and what's not in regards to that situation yet have no problem assuming you do. I've been restricted from providing any rebuttals to the super-post because if there's anything Bronzel is better at than posting advantageous crap on message boards it's becoming more hostile than the girl from the exorcist when she's in a bad mood. You all think she's the greatest. Imagine feeling the same way you felt as a child when you first saw that little demon girl crawl down the stairs upside down if you happen to not wash some cheese that Bronzel has gobbled up off a dirty plate she's left in the sink. I'd put my penis up against the cp average any day. Let's start a penis size thread. We can sum our bank account balances, multiply our penis size by 1000 and divide the sum by 2.
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Easily this post by dissentowner in the greatest achievement of your life so far thread. The Tigger incident:

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpos...4&postcount=38
That was amazing! I almost had tears running down my face as I read that. Thanks for the laughs Dissentowner, that was one hell of a storey!
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I can't believe you posted this. Where did that come from?
His "I am much more of a man than you and my penis is far larger than yours" attitude is made all the more hilarious by the fact that he admits his gf has him by the balls in the very same post.
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Old 12-29-2013, 12:59 PM   #95
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Changed my mind after this new information of jhunts vagina wrecking manhood. I no longer want to park my moped in her double car garage.
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