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Old 07-25-2013, 08:32 AM   #81
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This weekend is the slut walk in Iceland, and our native comic genius made a tribute to it, mocking the ridiculous legal system in Iceland and the slap on the wrist so many people get for rape.

Figured this was appropriate for this thread, thought about putting it in the funny pictures thread, but decided that might make some people mad.

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Here's the translations:

1. "The Victim"
2. "Oh no! A woman in short skirt"
3. "Arrgh... can't... stop... erection"
4. "Must... rape"
5. Rapie rapie
6. "Police officer! I've been raped! - "Nice!"
7. "But judge! She asked for it!" - "Hmm..."
8. "Three minutes in jail." - sniff..
9. "Go Iceland!"
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Old 07-25-2013, 02:46 PM   #82
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Rape Joke - by Patricia Lockwood

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The rape joke is that you had been drinking wine coolers. Wine coolers! Who drinks wine coolers? People who get raped, according to the rape joke...

The rape joke is that come on, you should have seen it coming. This rape joke is practically writing itself...

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Old 07-25-2013, 04:29 PM   #83
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The rape joke is that you were facedown. The rape joke is you were wearing a pretty green necklace that your sister had made for you. Later you cut that necklace up. The mattress felt a specific way, and your mouth felt a specific way open against it, as if you were speaking, but you know you were not. As if your mouth were open ten years into the future, reciting a poem called Rape Joke
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Old 07-25-2013, 09:02 PM   #84
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