Seinfeld 15 Years since finale

[Locke]

Originally Posted by chalms04

https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday

These are seriously hilarious. I love reading these.

[Stranger]

^^^^ That show would have so much new material now.

[Regulator75]

This belongs here too...

Fake Seinfeld Movie Posters.
Didn't see "The Other Side of Darkness"...
No "Firestorm" either, as that was a real and very horrible movie.

[Ark2]

What about "Blame it on the Rain"?

[worth]

These are good, but they are all contain current Hollywood stars. Shouldn't they have Hollywood stars from the 90's?

[jroc]

Originally Posted by Regulator75

"Thats gotta hurt!"

[Table 5]

These are cool, but Ann Hathaway is no Rochelle.

[BigBrodieFan]

Originally Posted by Ark2

What about "Blame it on the Rain"?

Why don't you just tell me the movie you want to see?

[browna]

Originally Posted by GGG

I just started re watching the series in order. I didn't know that Art Vandelay, Importer and Exporter at Vandelay industries was first introduced in the 3rd episode. The little things they carried through the whole series are so awesome.

The "Do the opposite", which spawned one of the most infamous episodes, was foreshadowed by George, in the pilot, 5 years earlier, is a perfect example of this.

Jerry was trying to figure out if a woman coming into town liked him, based on the signs she or he was giving.

George, not the loser he turned into, was the smart, level one:


GEORGE: Ya know, I can't believe you're bringin' in an extra bed for woman, that wants to sleep with you. Why don't you bring in an extra guy too? [sits down]

JERRY: [hands George a beer] Look, it's a very awkward situation, I, I don't wanna be presumptuous.

GEORGE: All right, all right, one more time, one more time! What was the EXACT phrasing of the request?

JERRY: All right, she said she couldn't find a decent hotel- room...

GEORGE: A decent hotel-room...

JERRY: Yeah, a decent hotel-room, would it be terribly inconvenient if she stayed at my place.

GEORGE: You can't be serious. This is New York city: there must be eleven million decent hotel-rooms! Whatta ya need? A flag? [waves with his handkerchief] This is the signal, Jerry, this is the signal!



JERRY: [cynical] This is the signal. Thank you, mister Signal, where were you yesterday?

GEORGE: I think I was affected by the caffeine. [suddenly a dog enters the apartment and jumps George at the couch] HO, HO, HO, GOOD DOG [etc.]

KRAMER: [walks in behind the dog and closes the door] He really likes you, George.

GEORGE: [ironically] Well, that's flattering.

KRAMER: [the dog runs to the bathroom and apparently starts drinking from the toilet] Oh, he's getting' a drink of water. [sees the mattress on the floor] Is this for that girl?

JERRY: Yeah.

KRAMER: Why even give her an option?

JERRY: This is a person I like, it's not: "How to score on spring break".

GEORGE: Right, can we go? 'Cause I'm double-parked, I'm gonna get a ticket.

JERRY: Yeah, OK. Oh, wait a second. Oh, I, I forgot to clean the bathroom.

GEORGE: So what? That's good.

JERRY: Now, how could that be good?

GEORGE: Because filth is good...Whatta you think: rock stars have sponges and ammonia lyin' around the bathroom? They, they have a woman comin' over: "I've gotta tidy up? Yeah right, in these matters you never do what your instincts tell you. Always, ALWAYS do the opposite.

JERRY: This is how you operate?

GEORGE: Yeah, I wish.

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheSe...Chronicles.htm

[BigBrodieFan]

"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it."

[jofillips]

yea those movie posters are all making sense now i'm seeing those episodes!

Question tho, is there anywhere I can get an urban sombrero??