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Old 09-03-2012, 09:42 AM   #81
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African Despot would also be a great job.
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Old 09-03-2012, 09:45 AM   #82
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Script doctor, which I'm doing some of now.

I'd love to be an assistant GM/team analyst/consultant.

I'd also like to stop laughing at this:
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Old 09-03-2012, 09:56 AM   #83
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oh - i just had another 'dream job' pop into my head....

i'd love to be one of the dudes that gets to dream up new lego sets... i can't imagine being payed to play with lego!!!
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Old 09-03-2012, 10:06 AM   #84
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I met a travel writer at a Notting Hill Carnival barbeque last weekend (before the rum punch biltzed my memory). He had just come back from reviewing a 5* resort and spa in Switzerland, he's the world's foremost travel guide writer on Azerbaijan, he's got trips planned to watch bears on the Finnish/Russian border and somewhere else I forget (blame the rum punch). Anyway, it pretty much sounded like the job I've always dreamed of. The downside? He says he can barely afford to feed himself at the end of each month. It also sounds like there's a lot of actual research (i.e. boring library time, calling hotels, etc) involved. He said travel photography is the best because once you get back home your work is pretty much already done.

So I will say travel photographer.
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Old 09-03-2012, 09:50 PM   #85
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That's what my 14 year old son answers when someone asks him what he want to be.

I'd love to be a professional golfer on the tour.
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Old 09-03-2012, 10:05 PM   #86
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I'd like to run an animal rescue program, but actually get paid to do it.
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Old 09-03-2012, 10:14 PM   #87
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Old 09-03-2012, 10:26 PM   #88
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As a side job I was thinking about a job as a life guard at the Playboy Mansion
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Old 09-03-2012, 10:51 PM   #89
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Male model.
I am not good enough to be a model...I think my awesome looks and physique would only allow me to be a "before" model.
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Old 09-03-2012, 11:04 PM   #90
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Old 09-03-2012, 11:43 PM   #91
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Who have my Dream Jobs:

1. NHL GM: Dean Lombardi (LA), Glen Sather (NYC), Jay Feast'n (CGY), Stan Bowman (CHI)

2. Anthony Bourdain

3. CEO of Fairmont Hotels

4. CEO of Wynn, Las Vegas Sands, Caesars Entertainment, or MGM Resorts

5. Judd Apatow
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Old 09-04-2012, 12:08 AM   #92
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I'm sure the position has a title but I don't know it. I'd like to be the guy that takes a nearly-done movie, has to watch it and decide what music to insert where, then do it for reasons that make sense to me. The pay likely sucks but it'd be really cool.

Wildlife photographer would be fantastic.

Vineyard owner would be right up there too.
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Old 09-04-2012, 05:52 AM   #93
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5. Judd Apatow
Ha, yeah one of my best friends is a good buddy of Evan Goldberg, they grew up in Vancouver together and are still pretty close. Sounds like Evan's got a pretty sweet gig going, and unlike Seth Rogen he doesn't get recognised and mobbed on the street.

Last time I saw one of the guys in their crew he was about to fly down to New Orleans ostensibly to do some interviews for CTV but really just to hang out with Evan and the cast of The End of the World. Can you imagine, still hanging out with your friends from home but now making millions creating Hollywood comedies and chilling with Rihanna and Emma Watson?
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Old 09-04-2012, 09:02 AM   #94
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I'd love a job selling airplanes for Boeing.
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Old 09-04-2012, 09:06 AM   #95
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A career in music. When I grow up I don't know if I want to be Paul Westerberg, Lester Bangs or Reuben Kincaid.
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Old 09-04-2012, 09:16 AM   #96
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My top two dream jobs would be:
1. Test Rider for Yamaha's MotoGP program
2. Pornographer
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Old 09-04-2012, 09:20 AM   #97
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Retirement - it can't come soon enough.
Yep I'd like to work at nothing all day as well.
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Old 09-04-2012, 09:33 AM   #98
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Work with Frank Zappa (RIP).
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Old 09-04-2012, 09:38 AM   #99
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I always wanted to own a comic store. So that's what I've been doing for the last 18 years.
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