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Old 06-21-2012, 12:22 PM   #81
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:24 PM   #82
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One. Finnish girl I met backpacking in Asia. Ended up travelling together for a month. Still talk with her all the time.
Still have my local v-card though, and Im getting to the age where that is sad.
I thought the point of life was to horde as many cards as possible.
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:27 PM   #83
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enough to be disowned...

which can be anywhere from 2 to infinity and beyond.
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:29 PM   #84
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:30 PM   #85
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I started a bit late in life (26). My first was a 1 night stand, the other was a not so serious relationship for a few months and the last one is my current girlfriend of about 2 years. I don't regret any of the girls I slept with, they were all attractive, I just wish I started earlier and slept with a few more.
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:31 PM   #86
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Three!?? I don't mean to brag but I chalked up three before my 16th birthday. That seems really low.
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:32 PM   #87
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I have slept with over 50 women.

Zero STI's and still going strong to this day.
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:38 PM   #88
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I'd fall in that 40 to 45 bracket.

In and out of relationships (longest one was two years). I'm turning 26 this year and I've definitely cooled it from University and all that.
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But I am comfortable in saying I may have had the freakiest and best sex on the board.
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:47 PM   #90
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Usually I'm the Dom... But they do say to be a good Dom you should learn to be a good sub.
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Old 06-21-2012, 01:00 PM   #91
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Anyone else dread being asked this question when getting to know a girl?
No. Why do you dread being asked it?

Also, a lot of the girls I know have had more one night stands / higher numbers than the guys I know.
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Old 06-21-2012, 01:05 PM   #92
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No. Why do you dread being asked it?

Also, a lot of the girls I know have had more one night stands / higher numbers than the guys I know.
I posted that relatively jokingly but in my experience it can set the tone for the relationship and alter perceptions of people big time. You are right, though, and I'm sure there's equal dread from certain ladies. LOL.
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Old 06-21-2012, 01:14 PM   #93
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enough to be disowned...

which can be anywhere from 2 to infinity and beyond.
Gotta love Asian family values.
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Old 06-21-2012, 01:25 PM   #94
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No. Why do you dread being asked it?
A girl asking that question raises a giant, waiving, glow in the dark, red flag.

It just screams "I'm going to get jealous all the time and if you ever want to go out somewhere without me it's going to be an issue".
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A girl asking that question raises a giant, waiving, glow in the dark, red flag.

It just screams "I'm going to get jealous all the time and if you ever want to go out somewhere without me it's going to be an issue".
Aint that the truth.

That is about as loaded of a questiona s "does this dress make me look fat".

Don't ask, don't tell (who'd have thunk that policy would be good for something), and don't give any thought to how your partner got good at something, just be thankful that she is and enjoy yourself.
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Aint that the truth.

That is about as loaded of a questiona s "does this dress make me look fat".

Don't ask, don't tell (who'd have thunk that policy would be good for something), and don't give any thought to how your partner got good at something, just be thankful that she is and enjoy yourself.
I go by the don't ask and assume she just came out of the nunnery and she chose you and only you.

Using this method requires me to avoid "stirring any of my friends porridge" if you catch my drift.
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But what is your policy on mixing your ranch with their mayo?
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Old 06-21-2012, 01:45 PM   #98
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But what is your policy on mixing your ranch with their mayo?

Mayo?!!!!1111?????

I didn't ask for HIS ****MAYO**** if my FRIEND HAD CHECKED to see if I wanted HIS MAYO, I might have given him ****THE TIP****.
But no! He ****ASSUMED**** I wanted MAYO instead of RANCH!!!!!!
I guess he won't be getting MY TIP!!!!
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Liar! Aren't you an Oilers fan?? We all know your type rarely wears matching socks
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Old 06-21-2012, 01:58 PM   #100
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Anyone else dread being asked this question when getting to know a girl?

Pfft I always answer it honestly, I've been single for my whole life with a few long term relationships thrown in. Of course I'm gonna throw it around like a tennis ball on a hot day.

Its not like I was saving it for some moment of destiny.

I have junk for a reason she has a taco for a reason, its to use it until you find the one that you want to throw that tennis ball at for the rest of your life.
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