Toronto School Bans "sports balls"

[CaptainCrunch]

You people with your fancy games with their fancy names.

In our day we didn't have fancy names, we'd just walk up to people and randomly punch them in the face, or throw em through a fence.

We'd show off for girls by swan diving off of the jungle gym to the concrete below, but we didn't call it swan diving off of the jungle gym to the concrete below game, hell no we called it hey you watch this.

We didn't call it a game when we ran around body checking people, we called it survival of the fittest, and you got extra points for tea bagging your victim, but that didn't make us gay, no siree

And when we found construction equipment including 2x4 segments, we didn't call the game tag, we called it, I dare you to hit me in the face with that board.

You punks are soft with all of your fancy names and fancy rules.

[Regular_John]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

You people with your fancy games with their fancy names.

In our day we didn't have fancy names, we'd just walk up to people and randomly punch them in the face, or throw em through a fence.

We'd show off for girls by swan diving off of the jungle gym to the concrete below, but we didn't call it swan diving off of the jungle gym to the concrete below game, hell no we called it hey you watch this.

We didn't call it a game when we ran around body checking people, we called it survival of the fittest, and you got extra points for tea bagging your victim, but that didn't make us gay, no siree

And when we found construction equipment including 2x4 segments, we didn't call the game tag, we called it, I dare you to hit me in the face with that board.

You punks are soft with all of your fancy names and fancy rules.

Pfft in my day we did all those things AND our shoes were filled with broken glass! If we complained our parents would just add more glass.

Also my hat was barbed wire.

[pylon]

Originally Posted by jaydorn

Pfft in my day we did all those things AND our shoes were filled with broken glass! If we complained our parents would just add more glass.

Also my hat was barbed wire.

Yeah, well when I asked my mom for a glass of Kool Aid on a hot day, instead of Kool-Aid she gave me a cauldron of hot Lava. For lunch I was forced to eat a live-bee sandwich.... and they were Africanized. You guys are wusses with your concrete diving and shoe glass.

[macker]

Everyone from Barney to ACDC knows that when you have a ball you have the worlds greatest toy of all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UAWmsKoY8k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg

Anyone who has never been smashed in the face by a tetherball is lacking in character