09-21-2011, 02:39 PM
#82
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Location: Trapped in my own code!!
VIDEO
09-21-2011, 02:53 PM
#83
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‘I noticed I actually started attracting more men, and it made me feel good.’
It's probably from her gravitational field increasing in strength.
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09-21-2011, 03:05 PM
#84
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She will be walking dead soon. Jesus those poor kids will grow up without a mother! Selfish, idiotic, b*tch.
I think she plans to eat the kids to help her get to the target weight.
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09-21-2011, 03:45 PM
#85
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To those folks that think she may be American, I'm thinking you missed the dead giveaway.
She uses the word "Stone" when refering to her weight.
Guaranteed she's Brittish.
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09-21-2011, 03:58 PM
#86
My face is a bum!
^Or Australian.
09-21-2011, 04:09 PM
#87
Norm!
Next thing you know, her kids have vanished and she's trying to build a house made out of candy in the woods.
Of course that plan fails when she eats the house herself.
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09-21-2011, 04:10 PM
#88
Powerplay Quarterback
The video is produced for a British audience, the sow is American.
Good try Sherlock.
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09-21-2011, 04:11 PM
#89
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Originally Posted by
Bring_Back_Shantz
To those folks that think she may be American, I'm thinking you missed the dead giveaway.
She uses the word "Stone" when refering to her weight.
Guaranteed she's Brittish.
Why was the medical office she was visiting showing an Arizona area code on the sign above it?
09-21-2011, 04:15 PM
#90
Norm!
He wanted to hide his identity
"Yes . . .I am clearly a American doctor, who is willing to let a fat chick weigh more then a car"
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09-21-2011, 04:19 PM
#91
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Why was the medical office she was visiting showing an Arizona area code on the sign above it?
Well that seals it. No way a 3 digit area code could ever get reused on a different continent.
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09-21-2011, 04:22 PM
#92
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Bring_Back_Shantz
Well that seals it. No way a 3 digit area code could ever get reused on a different continent.
Educate yourself:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...dialling_codes
There is no way that area code is in the UK.
09-21-2011, 04:27 PM
#93
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Guess I stand corrected, it would also appear I need to brush up on my UK telephone standards.
I hadn't actually watched the video, I just figured anyone refering to their weight in "stone" was likely British.
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09-22-2011, 08:25 AM
#94
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Location: Where I lay my head is home...
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Bring_Back_Shantz
To those folks that think she may be American, I'm thinking you missed the dead giveaway.
She uses the word "Stone" when refering to her weight.
Guaranteed she's Brittish.
She's from Arizona, it was reported in the story I quoted.
09-22-2011, 08:38 AM
#95
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She's from Arizona, it was reported in the story I quoted.
She chose a poor location to pursue her life's ambition. She should have gone somewhere more humid. The dry heat of Arizona will cause her to lose weight through evaporation. She should go somewhere cold and humid - perhaps Newfoundland.
09-22-2011, 08:50 AM
#96
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She chose a poor location to pursue her life's ambition. She should have gone somewhere more humid. The dry heat of Arizona will cause her to lose weight through evaporation. She should go somewhere cold and humid - perhaps Newfoundland.
Ugh, imagine being that fat in that heat!
Course she probably runs the air conditioner at 18 degrees 24/7.
09-23-2011, 01:16 AM
#97
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As someone who just learned they are a candidate for a heart transplant because of Muscular Dystrophy this pisses me right off. Such a pathetic waste of a life
09-23-2011, 01:55 AM
#98
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If I could, I'd punch her. I really would. But then I'd probably get sucked into one of her folds and disappear forever.
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09-23-2011, 02:25 AM
#99
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Reminds me of an episode of Nip/Tuck, where a huge lady was sitting on he couch for so long, her skin grew around the fabric and the two were kind of melded together. They had to drive her and the couch on a flatbed truck. I don't remember how they got her on the truck though . . . maybe a crane.
09-23-2011, 02:53 AM
#100
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damn, she is so fat, her fat has its own fat!
i cant imagine the logistics of keeping yourself clean at that weight, thats just gross.
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