Ladies of CP - Please Decode Our Text Exchanges With Women

[TheyCallMeBruce]

Originally Posted by Teh_Bandwagoner

Me: Hey the chili is actually even better today. I thought I'd be sick of it but it's actually still pretty good lol
Her: I'm sad now. I want some.
Me: What time are you going? You can come and eat first if you want. Lots of chili still.
Her: No I'm already eating.

Are we still talking about 3-day old chili? Mmm... chili... wait... what was this thread about again?

This thread is about Osama Bin Aladdin and if he's really dead or not. Or was it another thread. Whatever.

[parch]

Originally Posted by Teh_Bandwagoner

Me: Hey the chili is actually even better today. I thought I'd be sick of it but it's actually still pretty good lol
Her: I'm sad now. I want some.
Me: What time are you going? You can come and eat first if you want. Lots of chili still.
Her: No I'm already eating.

Are we still talking about 3-day old chili? Mmm... chili... wait... what was this thread about again?

While her last statement does seem pretty difinitive, IMO she's just talking about the Chili.

[annasuave]

Oh FSS.

Troutman, the lady IS flirting with you.

Flirting is to the compliment as the photograph is to the motion picture. It lasts longer and has more words. All flirting means, in a gentle, non-commital way, is "I like you and would like you to flirt back with me."

Flirting = inviting further conversation, letting someone know one finds them likable, giving you an opening to express your wittiness or interest. It can be an invitation for you to insert innuendo. (and ONLY your innuendo!!)

I'd categorize that as a mild (30% on the flirt-o-meter) flirt. And say that she is opening the door for you to flirt back.

At the very least you should send a flirty text back. Even better, come zinging back with an innuendo. And by that I mean, "make a desert suggestion that leaves HER wondering if its really about desert".

There. I've gone and betrayed the sisterhood. The things I do for CP!

[TheyCallMeBruce]

Originally Posted by annasuave

Oh FSS.

Troutman, the lady IS flirting with you.

Flirting is to the compliment as the photograph is to the motion picture. It lasts longer and has more words. All flirting means, in a gentle, non-commital way, is "I like you and would like you to flirt back with me."

Flirting = inviting further conversation, letting someone know one finds them likable, giving you an opening to express your wittiness or interest. It can be an invitation for you to insert innuendo. (and ONLY your innuendo!!)

I'd categorize that as a mild (30% on the flirt-o-meter) flirt. And say that she is opening the door for you to flirt back.

At the very least you should send a flirty text back. Even better, come zinging back with an innuendo. And by that I mean, "make a desert suggestion that leaves HER wondering if its really about desert".

There. I've gone and betrayed the sisterhood. The things I do for CP!

So what you're saying is, I should have told her I have an oyster dripping down my chest and she's welcome to come eat it if she likes, also hold the tobasco sauce cause I don't want that burning my eyes.

[Muta]

Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

So what you're saying is, I should have told her I have an oyster dripping down my chest and she's welcome to come eat it if she likes, also hold the tobasco sauce cause I don't want that burning my eyes.

Why not? If you're going to map out the Hawaiian islands, give one of them a volcano of lava while you're at it.

[hkstylez]

Originally Posted by sec304

Whoa, hold the phone here (pardon the pun), you can stalk on BBM?

Now that is a Blackberry advantage! I have an iphone so I guess no stalking for me

Haha, actually the iphone's have this chat called LiveProfile now. It's the same thing as BBM except iphone user's can talk to BBM users with it.

[Matata]

This thread has made a fatal error in assuming women know how women think.

[Cowboy89]

Troutman: Whip her up a Banana Split!

We're still talking about dessert . . . right?

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

Originally Posted by parch

While her last statement does seem pretty difinitive, IMO she's just talking about the Chili.

I guess that means we're broken up now Oh well we had a good run.

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

This thread is about Osama Bin Aladdin and if he's really dead or not. Or was it another thread. Whatever.

Wow. Girls are complicated.

[WilsonFourTwo]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherGuy

That would have been the perfect opportunity to offer to freeze some for her and she could pick it up some time. You could have gotten a couple visits out of that. Perhaps going over to her place to pick up the tupperware.l

And they say romance is dead........lol

[troutman]

Did you ever text flirtatiously with two different people at the same time?

I feel like there will be a comic mishap, like on Three's Company.

[Clarkey]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

he is talking about anal, they always want anal.

Louis B. Hobson is that you?

[ranchlandsselling]

nm

[MoneyGuy]

Originally Posted by Teh_Bandwagoner

Wow. Girls are complicated.

Why am I not surprised that someone who can't spell THE didn't know this?

[krazycanuck]

Originally Posted by annasuave

Oh FSS.

At the very least you should send a flirty text back. Even better, come zinging back with an innuendo. And by that I mean, "make a desert suggestion that leaves HER wondering if its really about desert".

Offer to make her a cream pie.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by troutman

Did you ever text flirtatiously with two different people at the same time?

I feel like there will be a comic mishap, like on Three's Company.

8 months later and you're still working on that? But now there is another woman in the picture?

Maybe they should call you Turtleman or Tortoiseman if you move that slowly.

Nash: I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.

[drhu22]

Originally Posted by Yasa

And don't forget; the little man in the boat is up top.

You mean its not that other thing that looks like a little bundt cake with a chocolate pudding center?!?!
http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...cake-whole.jpg
i feel sick.....

[littlereddevil]

Originally Posted by krazycanuck

Offer to make her a cream pie.

You missed one key part.

*Whipped cream*


That'll leave her wondering.