04-21-2011, 07:59 AM
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#81
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
This story is now making rounds internationally on different companies health and safety bulletins. The version I read said that the guy was doing maintenance on a machine while it was running. His shirt became caught and he got pulled head first into spinning blades.
Apparently he was alive at the scene but died as they were removing him from the machine. He was so badly injured that they needed a forensics team to identify him. Those last several minutes of his life must have been a goulish nightmare.
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Safety standards exist for a reason. I'm not saying his death was deserved by any stretch; but you that is lesson one of any machine-related safety orientation. Never try to repair a machine while it's running, and never stick your hands near any moving parts. It's unfortunate, but not following the rules is what leads to these things.
It's too late for him though, but I hope other people learn from his past..a...
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04-21-2011, 08:00 AM
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#82
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Yes, it could have been worse. He could've died in Edmonton.
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04-21-2011, 08:03 AM
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#83
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
Apparently he was alive at the scene but died as they were removing him from the machine.
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So he was perfect Al dente?
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04-21-2011, 09:14 AM
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#84
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Quote:
Originally Posted by West Karma
More bad news out of Toronto....it seems the mans wife was PREGO with their first child!!
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So let me get this straight: 1) the guy works for his girlfriend's father, 2) he got her pregnant but by how it sounds hasn't even put a ring on her yet (it says future son-in-law, but says they're only dating. Maybe it was just assumed he'd become a son in law at some point), and now he's ravioli. Coincidence, or natural chain of events?
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04-21-2011, 09:24 AM
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#85
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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April 21st, 2011: Satan begins construction on a ring of hell to hold CPers.
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04-21-2011, 09:46 AM
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#86
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sainters7
So let me get this straight: 1) the guy works for his girlfriend's father, 2) he got her pregnant but by how it sounds hasn't even put a ring on her yet (it says future son-in-law, but says they're only dating. Maybe it was just assumed he'd become a son in law at some point), and now he's ravioli. Coincidence, or natural chain of events?
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I could be wrong but I think he meant PREGO like the sauce?
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04-21-2011, 09:55 AM
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#87
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15
I could be wrong but I think he meant PREGO like the sauce?
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Haha I know, I picked up the pun. I just thought maybe it was also true, I know nothing further besides this article, figured someone had dug deeper. Either way, a man dying horrifically under the watch of the father in law...once you get over the sadness/gruesomeness of it, there's a joke in there somewhere.
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04-21-2011, 10:02 AM
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#88
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sainters7
Haha I know, I picked up the pun. I just thought maybe it was also true, I know nothing further besides this article, figured someone had dug deeper. Either way, a man dying horrifically under the watch of the father in law...once you get over the sadness/gruesomeness of it, there's a joke in there somewhere.
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Like in the pasta machine?
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04-21-2011, 11:40 AM
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#89
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flameswin
Yep, we should keep a running list of the 'no jokes on the internet' posters...
Justanotherguy
Oilkiller
vanflamesfan
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So you want some posters to relax and chill when jokes are made that they find inappropriate?
How about you and the others who get so uptight about it just relax and chill if you don't like how they respond to those inappropriate comments?
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04-21-2011, 03:58 PM
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#90
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Powerplay Quarterback
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If you add yeast will he rise from the bread?
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04-21-2011, 04:04 PM
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#91
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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Such a horrible tragedy to happen. Sauce and prayers to the family.
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04-21-2011, 04:06 PM
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#92
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JustAnotherGuy
So you want some posters to relax and chill when jokes are made that they find inappropriate?
How about you and the others who get so uptight about it just relax and chill if you don't like how they respond to those inappropriate comments?
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Easy there cowboy.
You can't control what is posted, you can only control your reaction to it. If you don't like it, and it bothers you just don't participate in the thread. There's plenty of other threads on the board that require a critical evaluation of morals; the election thread and the Liberal party homers could use a good dose of your appropriateness.
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04-21-2011, 04:06 PM
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#93
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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He is with the angels-hair now.
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04-21-2011, 04:08 PM
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#94
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Pasta la vista.....baby
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04-21-2011, 04:10 PM
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#95
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IliketoPuck
Easy there cowboy.
You can't control what is posted, you can only control your reaction to it. If you don't like it, and it bothers you just don't participate in the thread. There's plenty of other threads on the board that require a critical evaluation of morals; the election thread and the Liberal party homers could use a good dose of your appropriateness.
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Isn't that what I just said?
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04-21-2011, 04:16 PM
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#96
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Franchise Player
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In Soviet Russia, pasta makes you!
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04-21-2011, 06:19 PM
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#97
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First Line Centre
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Although I bumped this thread, I'm sure we can put his death pastas.
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04-21-2011, 07:03 PM
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#98
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Luder
Pasta la vista.....baby
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You win.
Post of the year.
I will say it so it is on record for all time. If I ever get sucked into a giant pasta machine, or die in any sort of pasta related manner... that is what I want put on my headstone.
/thread
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04-21-2011, 08:22 PM
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#99
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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This is a horrible tragedy and painful to think about, but I won't let it grind at me.
Last edited by Hack&Lube; 04-22-2011 at 02:20 PM.
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04-21-2011, 08:55 PM
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#100
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Best thread in awhile. People got to stop hatin. Welcome to the interweb.
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