Need Some Jokes About Americans From Canadian Perspective

[KTrain]

Way to ruin a perfectly good American joke thread guys...

[Montana Moe]

Originally Posted by fotze

Ya, we never have to wait to see a specialist. Not ever.

That's what I was saying...

I know there are wait times in Canada, but there are wait times in the U.S. as well. Zuluking was implying wait times was a foreign concept to folks in the U.S., which simply isn't true. Plus, we get to remember how long we waited as we're writing a fat check a few weeks later.



Back to the jokes, I need to feed my inferiority complex!

[Blaster86]

Originally Posted by IgnitedSoul

I have a friend who said this the other day, if it helps any...

"The American dream and the Canadian dream are the same, except... instead of wanting to live in a house with a white picket fence, you want to live in a house with a multiethnic picket fence."

Nah, go with the Al Murray one if you want to rip a joke.

"Americans have the American dream. Canada doesn't have a dream. Canada doesn't have a dream because Canadians are awake."

[killer_carlson]

If you start talking hockey, remind them that there is no "out of bounds" for the players to run into to avoid getting hit.

[Flames in 07]

I haven't read the whole thread, so sorry if its a repeat, but you can hold up a loonie and ask if anyone has 1.03 US pesos ... not because of the peso's utility, but because you think their currency is cute.

[Cactus Jack]

If you want the room to go silent, ask them if they know where the name America comes from