Last year I made up a game called "The Twelve Days Of Valentine" where I gave my wife a cliche Valentine's day gift everyday (day at the spa, Box Of Chocolates. Dozen Red Roses) starting on the 2nd until the 13th. On the fourteenth I filled the living room with tealight candles layed out a blanket and prepared a picnic full of gourmet delectables. She loved it, and I won huge brownie points.
Fast forward a year, and I realize the error in my ways. She's already talking about how amazing last year was, and can't wait to see what I have in store this year. I currently have no idea what I'm going to do this year, but know that I'm going to have to at least match what I did last year so shes not let down.
Moral of Story?
Don't Overdo Valentines Day.
I certainly hope that after that, she invited your hot neighbour over for a 3 some or it ain't worth it.
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Men are more than twice as likely to keep dating a girlfriend who has cheated on them with another woman than if she had been unfaithful with another man, says new research out of the University of Texas at Austin.
Women are the opposite: they are more likely to stay with a man who's dabbled in a heterosexual affair than be with one who has slept with another man -- these women fear homosexual sex is a very real prelude to their abandonment.
Men, they explain, desire a variety of partners, while women crave commitment.
My husband did something similar for my birthday this past summer. He sent a present to my office every day of the week and even brought me a new car on 'the day' of my birthday. Then he arranged for a surprise party for all of my friends on the Friday night. It was amazing. His friends were all really irritated with him though.
The problem is, every time I ask him what he's getting me for Christmas or Valentine's Day or Anniversary, he says 'Well you had a great birthday week, I can't top that.'
The moral of the story is that women are never satisfied.
Last year I made up a game called "The Twelve Days Of Valentine" where I gave my wife a cliche Valentine's day gift everyday (day at the spa, Box Of Chocolates. Dozen Red Roses) starting on the 2nd until the 13th. On the fourteenth I filled the living room with tealight candles layed out a blanket and prepared a picnic full of gourmet delectables. She loved it, and I won huge brownie points.
Fast forward a year, and I realize the error in my ways. She's already talking about how amazing last year was, and can't wait to see what I have in store this year. I currently have no idea what I'm going to do this year, but know that I'm going to have to at least match what I did last year so shes not let down.
Moral of Story?
Don't Overdo Valentines Day.
Its the moral of the story to set the bar nice and low so that you never have to do anything.
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Getting bombed with my Leafs fan buddy and watching the Flames game.
Followed by waking up in a ditch, your pants around your ankles, a 5 dollar bill safety pinned to your Flames Jersey and your head shaved in the shape of a Maple Leaf.
We know how these Leaf fans work.
Happy Valentines day
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Last year I made up a game called "The Twelve Days Of Valentine" where I gave my wife a cliche Valentine's day gift everyday (day at the spa, Box Of Chocolates. Dozen Red Roses) starting on the 2nd until the 13th. On the fourteenth I filled the living room with tealight candles layed out a blanket and prepared a picnic full of gourmet delectables. She loved it, and I won huge brownie points.
Fast forward a year, and I realize the error in my ways. She's already talking about how amazing last year was, and can't wait to see what I have in store this year. I currently have no idea what I'm going to do this year, but know that I'm going to have to at least match what I did last year so shes not let down.
Last year I made up a game called "The Twelve Days Of Valentine" where I gave my wife a cliche Valentine's day gift everyday (day at the spa, Box Of Chocolates. Dozen Red Roses) starting on the 2nd until the 13th. On the fourteenth I filled the living room with tealight candles layed out a blanket and prepared a picnic full of gourmet delectables. She loved it, and I won huge brownie points.
Fast forward a year, and I realize the error in my ways. She's already talking about how amazing last year was, and can't wait to see what I have in store this year. I currently have no idea what I'm going to do this year, but know that I'm going to have to at least match what I did last year so shes not let down.
Moral of Story?
Don't Overdo Valentines Day.
Don't do it. Do something simple. The longer she goes expecting balls out Valentines the bigger the letdown will be when you fail to deliver. Bring her back to reality this year.
