They say to go big or go home, but only one man could be so bold as to go big
and go home. And that man is David Jelinsky.
He volunteered to do the sweat challenge… and then quit the sweat challenge. He boxed out any tribemates from going on the journey… and then used awesome Kenny Rogers lyrics to defend his decision to quit that game, too. I’m pretty sure the only thing Jelinsky did
not quit in three days of
Survivor was referring to himself in the third person. And thank goodness for that.
Plus, and this is going to sound absolutely crazy, I think he actually may be on to something with this whole "several means seven" thing. To be clear, he is hilariously wrong, and the fact that he thought the word several meant seven is my favorite thing since
Owen Knight almost pooped his pants on an underwater
Survivor camera operator.
https://ew.com/survivor-46-premiere-...linsky-8601383
David may be one of the strangest people to play this game Ive ever seen.
1. EldrickOnIce - Jemila / Bhanu
2. csnarpy - Jessica / Randen
3. trackercowe -Venus / Liz
4. Cheese - Kenzie / Ben
5. WhiteTiger - Moriah / Q
6. GreenLantern - Tim / Tevin
7. ChuckieNZ - Tiffany / Maria
8. Fuzz - Q / Moriah
9. dino7c - Liz /
David
10. mikephoen - Hunter / Jemila
11. jg13 - Randen / Jessica
12. transplant99 - Charlie / Tiffany
13. surferguy - Soda / Soda
14. Barnes - Tevin / Charlie
15. savardandjokinen - Ben / Tim
16. jroc - Maria / Kenzie
17. Sultan -
David / Hunter
18. droopydrew19 - Bhanu / Venus
dino7c and Sultan take their first hit with Davids boot.