You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Now with 3x more gears...

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

There is. It's another pistachio shell. They make the perfect tool becuase they are firm, shaped like the shell, and you can pry with them. Plus they are like, right there.

Hmm. Interesting, if possible. I am talking about the ones that aren’t wide open, like the ones you have to have opposing thumbnails touching in order to pry.

[you&me]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Hmm. Interesting, if possible. I am talking about the ones that aren’t wide open, like the ones you have to have opposing thumbnails touching in order to pry.

Life's too short for those.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Hmm. Interesting, if possible. I am talking about the ones that aren’t wide open, like the ones you have to have opposing thumbnails touching in order to pry.

The tip of the shell is quite slim. If you can't get it inserted, it ain't worth it.

Like the ones in this video:

[DoubleF]

I use a butter knife for those types of pistachios. It feels a little bit like I'm shucking pistachios when I do it.

[PepsiFree]

I just throw them away.

[topfiverecords]

I just have one of my people do it like I do with all the others. Don’t you?

[Whynotnow]

I just buy the big bag of shelled ones from Costco.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Whynotnow

I just buy the big bag of shelled ones from Costco.

I'm just envisioning a gigantic sweatshop comprised entirely of children just shelling pistachios for Costco.....

Their wee little fingers....nail-less and bloody...pleading...

"Please sir....can we stop??"

[GordonBlue]

everyone should just be happy they don't put that red dye on them any more.
That was the true hell.

https://www.thespruceeats.com/red-pi...erview-1807049

[Weitz]

They installed speed bumps in the 69th street c train parkade… and they are way too big. All people wanted was more free parking there and instead they put in terrible speed bumps.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Weitz

They installed speed bumps in the 69th street c train parkade… and they are way too big. All people wanted was more free parking there and instead they put in terrible speed bumps.

Are people confusing concrete parking blocks for speed bumps? The way people drive, I am not sure.

[Fuzz]

Is this why everyone thinks they need an SUV in this city?

[PaperBagger'14]

I was probably about 8 years old and I found a maggot in a pistachio, haven't eaten pistachios in the shell ever since.

[undercoverbrother]

It grinds my gears that some days are a bag drive.

Today is one of those days.

8:18 am and #### me can the day be done yet.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

It grinds my gears that some days are a bag drive.

Today is one of those days.

8:18 am and #### me can the day be done yet.

I had a big win at 7:45, so I almost feel like I can pack it in for the weekend.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Is this why everyone thinks they need an SUV in this city?

… and still drive as if they’re in a Lamborghini when going over a speed bump.

[TorqueDog]

Originally Posted by Wormius

… and still drive as if they’re in a Lamborghini when going over a speed bump.

SUV or Lamborghini, you hit those things any faster than 5 KM/H and it’s a pumpkin spice latté massacre in that interior.

[Muta]

As someone with a vehicle that only has a couple inches of clearance from the ground, speed bumps scare the #### out of me haha.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Muta

As someone with a vehicle that only has a couple inches of clearance from the ground, speed bumps scare the #### out of me haha.

Don't be a wuss, those speed bumps are made for go cart hang time.

[Muta]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Don't be a wuss, those speed bumps are made for go cart hang time.

If you're paying for the subsequent damages, I'm in