The yellow thing happened a few nights ago after a few wobbly pops and a large group of people at my house.
Long story short the only guy without a mic happened to be yellow, and we were playing terrible. As such he became our scapegoat.
Additionally I blamed him for the rum and coke on the white carpet incident so I am now allowed to drink in the living room again without fear of dirty looks and the "oh you were hungry? I only made enough for me" comments from the woman.
But still, I blame yellow.