Summer Slo-Pitch League/Team

[obs]

So what did the S.W. team decide? 10:30 is a little early for me but I'd be up for a few beers during the game.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by obs

So what did the S.W. team decide? 10:30 is a little early for me but I'd be up for a few beers during the game.

Decisions are for the weak. The strong remain indecisive until the last possible moment!!

[chid]

Originally Posted by Locke

Decisions are for the weak. The strong remain indecisive until the last possible moment!!

I know that's what I am doing, I think.. I haven't really decided.

[Aeneas]

I think I will go to the central team practice at 1030. Sounds like Shawnski is offering a sno pitch ball, because I have no interest in hitting slo pitch balls at that temperature.

I know it is early, so I could easily be convinced to just go to Pete's and watch the Flames at 1300. (judging from last nights post game thread, just how many hysterical 12 year old girls are on this site?)

I for one, cannot do both this weekend.

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by 4X4

We could just go to Pete's and watch the game and talk about how we're going to slaughter the "C" team. That'd get two birds stoned at once.

You know, it's attitudes like this that make me glad I'm on the central team. We've been showing up to your practices and such, helping boost your turnout and trash talking Canuck fans along side yourselves, and all you can do is stay in your little hidey-hole and trash us. Well you know what?! We don't need your sorry asses! Where are all the girls gonna be? That's right, playing ball first thing in the morning on Sunday so we can get our proper drink on! You just hang out with your other homo-erotic SW teamers, Locke, Anus and troutman. That's fine. It's a sausagefest in the SW!

[RinkRat13]

10:30am on a Sunday is a little early for me................

One of these days I will connect with everyone and actually play some ball.

[FireFly]

Well if Aeneas is coming with us, I might take the homo-erotic part back. Maybe.

[Resolute 14]

Originally Posted by FireFly

You know, it's attitudes like this that make me glad I'm on the central team. We've been showing up to your practices and such, helping boost your turnout and trash talking Canuck fans along side yourselves, and all you can do is stay in your little hidey-hole and trash us. Well you know what?! We don't need your sorry asses! Where are all the girls gonna be? That's right, playing ball first thing in the morning on Sunday so we can get our proper drink on! You just hang out with your other homo-erotic SW teamers, Locke, Anus and troutman. That's fine. It's a sausagefest in the SW!

You go girl!

It's a 1:00 start for the Flames game, so if you SW laggards want to show up a little late, that's cool too. We'll just be more prepared to kick your sorry behinds in the intra-squad game!

[Cowboy89]

Originally Posted by Resolute 14

You go girl!

It's a 1:00 start for the Flames game, so if you SW laggards want to show up a little late, that's cool too. We'll just be more prepared to kick your sorry behinds in the intra-squad game!

First of all we need to get a North/Central turnout worthy of being able to even play an intra-squad game and secondly we shouldn't be trash talking before a game. I'm the type that prefers to walk into a game say nothing, wamp the other team's a$$ and then start the taunting afterwards. It makes it sting a little more when the insults start coming at them long after their ability to do anything about it expires.

[Rhettzky]

Okay so judging from these last three pages I may or may not be somewhere on sunday? And since when is 10:30am early? Am I in some kind of parallel dimension where no one has heard of bailey's before?

[SportsJunky]

As much as I'd like to hang with the Central team at 10:30 on a cold Sunday morning, nothing gets me out of my feety pajamas until noon. Somebody take a picture of Redvan for me so I can confirm his existence.

[Aeneas]

Well, well, since there is so much taunting going on already, I will go to the central practice at Crescent Hts. If just a couple of other SWers go, we could give them a little Pros vs Joes.

Mods: please change FireFly, Resolute and Cowboy89 names to Joe, Joe14, and Joe89.

[SportsJunky]

Originally Posted by Aeneas

Mods: please change FireFly, Resolute and Cowboy89 names to Joe, Joe14, and Joe89.

On no he didn't!

[Resolute 14]

I think Aeneas' title should be chagned to "Pronounced 'Eh-nus' ".

[troutman]

Originally Posted by FireFly

Well if Aeneas is coming with us, I might take the homo-erotic part back. Maybe.

Not likely. Aeneas is a legendary Greek. This is the Greek National Past-Time (hint, the Greek past-time is not soccer):

[Cowboy89]

Originally Posted by Aeneas

Well, well, since there is so much taunting going on already, I will go to the central practice at Crescent Hts. If just a couple of other SWers go, we could give them a little Pros vs Joes.

Mods: please change FireFly, Resolute and Cowboy89 names to Joe, Joe14, and Joe89.

I'm down with that as long as the mods change your name to "Pro Anus"

[Aeneas]

Originally Posted by troutman

Not likely. Aeneas is a legendary Greek. This is the Greek National Past-Time (hint, the Greek past-time is not soccer):

Greek? He wasn't Greek. He was fighting the ancient Greeks. He's more Turkish, if that clears up the sexuality at all.

[FireFly]

I don't want to be a Joe. That sounds male. I'd much prefer to be a Joanne or something.

And if the SW teams is the pros, what are you pro of? pro-homo-eroticism? pro-biotic?

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Aeneas

Greek? He wasn't Greek. He was fighting the ancient Greeks. He's more Turkish, if that clears up the sexuality at all.

Ah, I see. He was a Trojan. He was just mad that the Greeks were not gay enough.

[Aeneas]

Originally Posted by troutman

Ah, I see. He was a Trojan. He was just mad that the Greeks were not gay enough.

Obsess much? Are you wearing your gay-dar right now?