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Old 12-10-2008, 08:56 PM   #881
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That is the tree for my daughters room.
That's a nice, healthy coat you got there, gordo. Only the best kibble for you, I presume.

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Old 12-10-2008, 08:58 PM   #882
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That is the tree for my daughters room.
Your pelt is quite sleek and shiny - do you get a lot of raw eggs in your dish?
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Old 12-10-2008, 08:59 PM   #883
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I was going to post a real photo of myself, but now I'm scared that if I do FF will pick me.

You still have to PM me. But don't worry, I probably wouldn't subject myself to 3 hours alone with you anyway.
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:00 PM   #884
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Exactly! Can't believe how long ago that was now....

I know Ozy and calf (is this still his name?) were also there when we were... but we didn't do any CP meets with them.
I'm still here...just too busy being a grown up after Uni/trying to remain anonymous. Weird though...I remember we convocated the same time, but still don't recognize you guys.

Rumour has it I look like Sidney Crosby
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:00 PM   #885
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FF, if I could get there, you would be getting the story and date of your life . Does the offer include airfare?

Alas, I can't afford airfare.
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That's a nice, healthy coat you got there, gordo. Only the best kibble for you, I presume.

I am shedding like crazy right now (there is hair everywhere in the house)
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:05 PM   #887
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A little back round story here, I was already hammered at a friends party in high school when some friends dared me to bong a box of wine. Yes that's 3 liters of wine in one go. I did it, stoop up raised my arms to a roaring applause. I than proceeded to bend down and puke it all right back up this picture was the aftermath:

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Old 12-10-2008, 09:07 PM   #888
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A little back round story here, I was already hammered at a friends party in high school when some friends dared me to bong a box of wine. Yes that's 3 liters of wine in one go. I did it, stoop up raised my arms to a roaring applause. I than proceeded to bend down and puke it all right back up this picture was the aftermath:

This picture just made me barf in my mouth...
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:08 PM   #889
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Congratulations Jpold you have won a date with FF!


as you can see FF, Jpold has already been practicing on his hand...
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:11 PM   #890
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A little back round story here, I was already hammered at a friends party in high school when some friends dared me to bong a box of wine. Yes that's 3 liters of wine in one go. I did it, stoop up raised my arms to a roaring applause. I than proceeded to bend down and puke it all right back up this picture was the aftermath:

that's quite the malcolm mcdowell-ish looking expression there...


were you drinking at the korova milk bar by chance?
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:13 PM   #891
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I than proceeded to bend down and puke it all right back up
Why? Did a girl fart or something?
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Congratulations Jpold you have won a date with FF!


as you can see FF, Jpold has already been practicing on his hand...
Actually T_U, perhaps you should read the rules of the contest first. J Pold hasn't entered yet because he hasn't PM'd me.

I do however have my first PM and as such, my first entry into the contest. (Man, you really have to watch how you word stuff on here!)

I also just realized I should probably make a deadline so anyone entering can make alternate plans should I not chose their entry as the winner....

So let's say deadline for entry into the contest is Midnight tomorrow. Winner will be notified Thursday morning some time.

This is fun!

And remember, it's open to everyone! Guys, you may want to check with your wives first tho...
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:15 PM   #893
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Why? Did a girl fart or something?
Awesome.

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Old 12-10-2008, 09:19 PM   #894
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I'm getting sucked in. Can't let everyone have the fun.

Here's mine, hopefully it works off facebook.

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Old 12-10-2008, 09:22 PM   #895
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Holy crap the ultimate evil mega villian look with a Flames jersey.
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:23 PM   #896
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Haha! I've just been informed it IS Wednesday! Lol. I'll give it until tomorrow at 3PM and I will inform the winner by 6ish.
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:24 PM   #897
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Me at the Hitmen Teddy Bear Toss....

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Old 12-10-2008, 09:26 PM   #898
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Its almost like those spoof klondike bar ads.

What would you do to go to a hockey game with Firefly?

Would you ride this unicycle?

Sure

Naked?

Why not?

Would you kill a man?

Umm what?

Would you kill a man?

Well she is pretty cute, and it is a free ticket to a hockey game so sure.
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:26 PM   #899
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:27 PM   #900
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Geez you look just like I imagined you looked benji . . . errr Reg
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