Tiger Woods "Transgressions" Thread - Golfin' Ain't Easy

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Dion

Playgirl Nixes Tiger Woods Nude Pictures

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/20...nude-pictures/

Don't fret, Dion. If you still want to see his dong I bet those pics will get leaked onto the net at some point anyway.

[Montana Moe]

Originally Posted by User Name

apprently his wife isn't wearing her ring anymore. DUN DUN DUN DUN

O-M-G! you're right!

[VladtheImpaler]

And Rome is debating the reported $5M to be paid to Rachel Uchitel to keep quiet...

[CaptainCrunch]

Wonder why Tiger has had such a strong libido? Could it be the same reason he gained 30 lbs of muscle? Is there possibly a connection?

Doesn't heavy steroid use reduce the libido, shrink your sack and give you lucious man boobies?

[Flabbibulin]

Originally Posted by Montana Moe

O-M-G! you're right!

No ring in her hand... Just his credit card

[troutman]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

And Rome is debating the reported $5M to be paid to Rachel Uchitel to keep quiet...

Rome's implication is that Tiger could be facing criminal charges for hiring prostitutes.

[VladtheImpaler]

Originally Posted by troutman

Rome's implication is that Tiger could be facing criminal charges for hiring prostitutes.

I thought it was that she lined up skanks (as apposed to being a madam in the full sense of the term) - he is paying to keep the actual extent of his activities quiet. He obviously paid Uchitel to fill the pool, but is that technically the same as paying actual ho's? Never did much crim law, but I would say "no". Your thoughts?

[troutman]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

I thought it was that she lined up skanks (as apposed to being a madam in the full sense of the term) - he is paying to keep the actual extent of his activities quiet. He obviously paid Uchitel to fill the pool, but is that technically the same as paying actual ho's? Never did much crim law, but I would say "no". Your thoughts?

It sounds like he paid her to bring him women. Tiger's lawyers seem to be nervous about what she might say.

What happens when someone calls an agent to provide an "escort"?

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by troutman

It sounds like he paid her to bring him women. Tiger's lawyers seem to be nervous about what she might say.

What happens when someone calls an agent to provide an "escort"?

I don't know if the biggest problem is the hiring escorts, or if the legal issue is around transporting these girls over state lines for the purpose of prostitution, from my understanding thats a pretty serious charge in the U.S.

[VladtheImpaler]

Originally Posted by troutman

It sounds like he paid her to bring him women. Tiger's lawyers seem to be nervous about what she might say.

What happens when someone calls an agent to provide an "escort"?

Technically, she is being paid to organize a party, no?

[troutman]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

Technically, she is being paid to organize a party, no?

Summary of the law in Canada:

http://www.duhaime.org/LegalResource...es-Canada.aspx

“Prostitution is not illegal in Canada. We find ourselves in an anomalous, some would say bizarre, situation where almost everything related to prostitution has been regulated by the criminal law except the transaction itself.” [Chief Justice Lamer]

Thirdly, the Code prohibits anybody from procuring or attempting to procure or solicit a person to have illicit sexual intercourse, who entices a client to a bawdy-house for the purposes of prostitution or who lives on the veils of prostitution of another person (i.e. pimping).

Illicit sexual intercourse apparently refers to sex outside of marriage.

Because the law covers procurement, evidence of sexual intercourse is necessary.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escort_agency

[albertGQ]

Originally Posted by troutman

Summary of the law in Canada:

http://www.duhaime.org/LegalResource...es-Canada.aspx

“Prostitution is not illegal in Canada. We find ourselves in an anomalous, some would say bizarre, situation where almost everything related to prostitution has been regulated by the criminal law except the transaction itself.”

Thirdly, the Code prohibits anybody from procuring or attempting to procure or solicit a person to have illicit sexual intercourse, who entices a client to a bawdy-house for the purposes of prostitution or who lives on the veils of prostitution of another person (i.e. pimping).

Illicit sexual intercourse apparently refers to sex outside of marriage.

Why would Canadian law matter?

Or are US and Canadian laws pretty similar?

[troutman]

Originally Posted by albertGQ

Why would Canadian law matter?

Because the good people of CP need to know what kind of trouble they are in for.

[VladtheImpaler]

Again, we get down to technicalities - what exactly she was supplying the women for, whether any of the women were paid, whether expectations were outlined, etc...

[RougeUnderoos]

Originally Posted by Jetsfan

Why Are Tiger’s Women Getting a Pass?

With feminists having promoted female promiscuity as empowerment, "home-wrecker" no long holds any currency

http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/why-are...etting-a-pass/

What do you mean, getting a pass? What do you think should happen to them?

I know feminists are to blame for just about everything, but I don't think you can pin the dirty little secrets of one of the most famous men in the world on them.

[VladtheImpaler]

Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

What do you mean, getting a pass? What do you think should happen to them?

I know feminists are to blame for just about everything, but I don't think you can pin the dirty little secrets of one of the most famous men in the world on them.

Au contraire (sp?) - if not for feminists, Tiger could have kept his whores in the open, and Elin would have known to keep her mouth shut...

[troutman]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

Again, we get down to technicalities - what exactly she was supplying the women for, whether any of the women were paid, whether expectations were outlined, etc...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escort_agency

From a legal perspective, escort agencies claim that they are dispatching these individuals to provide a social or conversational service, since prostitution laws often forbid taking payment for sex or communicating for the purpose of arranging a contract for sexual services. Advertisements for escort agencies often carefully skirt the legal line, and avoid specifically offering prostitution or sexual services.

The arm's length relationship between the escort and the escort agency is designed to protect the escort agency (to some degree) from prosecution for breaking laws against prostitution. If the employee is solely responsible for arranging any illegal prostitution-oriented activities, the agency can maintain plausible deniability should an arrest be made.

I don't know to what extent different jurisdictions will try to "pierce the escort veil".

[VladtheImpaler]

Originally Posted by troutman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escort_agency

I don't know to what extent different jurisdictions will try to "pierce the escort veil".

Right, so in our case, Uchitel is organizing a Tiger party and ensuring there are party girls there. Do these girls have the option to decline to be Tigerized or is this a whorehouse set-up, whereby he just makes his pick(s)? Does Tiger pay for sex over and above Rachel's fee for organizing the event? I am assuming the legalities rest on the answers to these (and other) questions.

[troutman]

http://www.accesshollywood.com/tiger..._article_26596

In an interview with Access Hollywood, former Hollywood madam Michelle Braun claimed two of her employees – Holly Sampson, a porn actress, and Jungers, from Las Vegas, were paid escorts of the golfer’s.

“It wasn’t until Holly Sampson and Jamie Jungers’ [names] were released that I recognized any of the names,” Braun alleged in an interview with Access’ Shaun Robinson.

“You’re saying that some of these women that we’re seeing are paid prostitutes?” Robinson asked.

“Right. They’re paid escorts,” Braun claimed.

Braun, one of the most notorious madams in history, claimed to have been the employer of Sampson and Jungers.

Neither woman was available for comment on the allegation when contacted by Access on Thursday.

So what proof does Braun claim to have that the women actually worked for her?

“I’ve got e-mails referencing them from clients and 1099 [forms]. They were filed with IRS,” she added.

Braun added that she knows there are more alleged mistresses out there.

“I would say about a half dozen more,” she revealed.

[rubecube]

Lawrence Taylor is awesome.

http://content.usatoday.com/communit...terstitialskip

"I hope he does get back," Taylor told a New York sports radio station of Woods. "The first thing I would do if I get back on the golf course, I would go looking for Jesper Parnevik and I would beat his ass ... There is a line that you don't cross over."