Those investment "if we're that opinionated" commercials....incredibly stupid and lazy advertising.
Agreed. If I wanted a pretentious opinion about things that have nothing to do with what I'm talking about, I'd post here on CP and wait for p12 to recommend a book.
Technology expert Mark Saltzman needs to stop bothering me on Flames.com and at the movies. There's no such thing as a goddamn "technology expert." That doesn't even make sense. You're an expert in ALL technology? GTFO.
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As you can see, I'm completely ridiculous.
I can't stand that Jeep commercial with the snowboarder.
Total failure of logistics.
- Driving up a mountain?
- Mountain has loose soil / bare ground at the top.
- Roof is open?
- Idiot leaves Jeep at top of Mountain.
- Suddenly all the mountains in the area are covered in snow.
- Rides off into obscurity via killer powder.
Man, the kids at school keep saying "It's a party! Bring your friends!" in faux-Helium voice over and over again, so it's getting a bit old, but I love how the balloon just kind of chills there on the manager's shoulder the whole time it is deflating. That's the part that gets me for some reason.
Man, I want to punch the 'single windsor is deplorable' guy. It's clear that he (or whoever wrote the commercial) has no idea what he's talking about. Anyone who is an enthusiast of the kneckties or the windsor knot would know the history behind it, and know that there is no such thing as single windsor or the double windsor, simply a windsor (occasionally called a full windsor) and the half windsor.
On top of that, every different style of tie knot is designed for a different tie fabric and length, as well as collar type. Some ties are designed specifically for a four-in-hand, and if you windsor it, you'll look stupid, just as you will if you attempt a windsor with a narrow collar.
Man, I want to punch the 'single windsor is deplorable' guy. It's clear that he (or whoever wrote the commercial) has no idea what he's talking about. Anyone who is an enthusiast of the kneckties or the windsor knot would know the history behind it, and know that there is no such thing as single windsor or the double windsor, simply a windsor (occasionally called a full windsor) and the half windsor.
On top of that, every different style of tie knot is designed for a different tie fabric and length, as well as collar type. Some ties are designed specifically for a four-in-hand, and if you windsor it, you'll look stupid, just as you will if you attempt a windsor with a narrow collar.
I would never even consider using that company their commercials are so incredibly bad.
