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Old 08-29-2023, 07:32 AM   #841
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Haha all these years posing as a high falutin helicopter-riding accountant and the reality is he's sitting in a fabric-walled grey cubicle in Northland mall during tax season. Classic Locke!
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Old 08-29-2023, 07:35 AM   #842
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Haha all these years posing as a high falutin helicopter-riding accountant and the reality is he's sitting in a fabric-walled grey cubicle in Northland mall during tax season. Classic Locke!
That's just what the WEF wants you to believe. It's his cover job for running fire starting space lasers.
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Old 08-29-2023, 07:52 AM   #843
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Directed Energy Weapons makes sense to me and I'm pretty sure I know who to blame.

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That's just what the WEF wants you to believe. It's his cover job for running fire starting space lasers.
I always had a feeling everything was the fault of the Space Jews
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Old 08-29-2023, 08:18 AM   #845
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That's just what the WEF wants you to believe. It's his cover job for running fire starting space lasers.
Are these non-denominational space lasers?
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Old 08-29-2023, 08:21 AM   #846
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*attended online WEF meeting today and married to Jewish woman*

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Old 08-29-2023, 08:22 AM   #847
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I always had a feeling everything was the fault of the Space Jews
I don’t think you can say that anymore?

I believe the politically correct term is Unidentified Aerial Jews.
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Old 08-29-2023, 08:23 AM   #848
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Getting dangerously close to invoking Iron Skies.
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Old 08-29-2023, 08:28 AM   #849
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I always had a feeling everything was the fault of the Space Jews
That's one way to describe Jesus.
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There's some guys on YouTube that have videos of burnt out cars and they spend the whole video saying that a grass fire can't melt an aluminum block or wheels and that the only thing that could destroy a car like that would be a directed energy weapon.

Sorry guys, I can destroy a car with something much less powerful than a directed energy weapon...

Spoiler!


Turns out fire will burn and spread as long as there's something to burn, and there's a LOT of things in a car that burn fine on their own without having to have a space laser.
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Old 08-29-2023, 06:29 PM   #851
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There's some guys on YouTube that have videos of burnt out cars and they spend the whole video saying that a grass fire can't melt an aluminum block or wheels and that the only thing that could destroy a car like that would be a directed energy weapon.

Sorry guys, I can destroy a car with something much less powerful than a directed energy weapon...

Spoiler!


Turns out fire will burn and spread as long as there's something to burn, and there's a LOT of things in a car that burn fine on their own without having to have a space laser.
I’m not really big on the whole “science” mumbo jumbo that you’re peddling here but if I’m not mistaken there’s water in gasoline so theoretically once the fuel tank melts the water in the gasoline should put out the fire, no?
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Water is not a component of gasoline other than trace amounts as a contaminant.
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Old 08-29-2023, 07:55 PM   #853
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Water is not a component of gasoline other than trace amounts as a contaminant.
Gasoline is a liquid which means it contains water.

Look it up.

It's science.
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Old 08-29-2023, 08:03 PM   #854
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Water is not a component of gasoline other than trace amounts as a contaminant.
The trace amounts ought to have been able to handle it, clearly this is the work of space lasers.

Ask Theo
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Old 08-29-2023, 08:05 PM   #855
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His Twitter is a bunch of fake studies and anti vaxx garbage today.

Guy gets dumber by the day. Embarrassing to have this idiot ever attached to our franchise.
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Old 08-29-2023, 08:10 PM   #856
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His Twitter is a bunch of fake studies and anti vaxx garbage today.

Guy gets dumber by the day. Embarrassing to have this idiot ever attached to our franchise.
He was my favourite player when I was 12; I also was a HUGE Jenny McCarthy fan

12 year old MQS loved the crazies. 40+ year old MQS is like "sweet baby Moses" ...
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Old 08-29-2023, 08:31 PM   #857
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He was my favourite player when I was 12; I also was a HUGE Jenny McCarthy fan

12 year old MQS loved the crazies. 40+ year old MQS is like "sweet baby Moses" ...
Lol.

Jenny I can agree with. Was never a Theo fan. Joel Otto as a kid and Jarome the moment he got here I guess I was a kid at the time as well.
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Old 08-29-2023, 08:56 PM   #858
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Lol.

Jenny I can agree with. Was never a Theo fan. Joel Otto as a kid and Jarome the moment he got here I guess I was a kid at the time as well.
You can agree with Jenny because you want/ed to #### her?
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How do we know Fleury himself isn't starting these fires?

I mean he's a FLAMES alumni!!11
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How do we know Fleury himself isn't starting these fires?

I mean he's a FLAMES alumni!!11

His autobiography was literally titled, “Playing with Fire”. What more do people need? A written confession?
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