Random Thought Thread v2

[Slava]

Originally Posted by Matata

Lol, nice try. May I offer my date of birth, street I live on or mothers maiden name instead?



You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over the runaway freight train of my personal success.

I have no doubts, people are very different online and in real life.

Now then, about the moon and why it shouldn’t exist? You can’t just throw that out there and not explain that!

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by Matata

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over the runaway freight train of my personal success.

I don’t think 30+ year olds who still live in their parents’ house are allowed to say things like this without getting made fun of.

Choo choo.

[btimbit]

Originally Posted by Matata

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over the runaway freight train of my personal success.

This is the best juvenile deflection attempt since the "####ing my supermodel girlfriend" guy

[Sainters7]

Originally Posted by 8 Ball

My personal experience is the you will definitely feel the cold this time of year, especially if you have thicker hair (I imagine as I never had). You will adapt fairly quickly. You don’t need shampoo every shower which is cool. People with thin or balding hair hate you for being able to choose between being bald or rocking a sweet flow.

Yeah true about the cold. You guys know that feeling when a cold breeze goes down the back of your neck? That's what your head's gonna feel like. Unfortunate timing to make that decision, because it's GLORIOUS in summer. Especially when outside doing something rigorous, it just keeps you cool. But at least in winter you can wear a toque on your morning commute and not worry about messing up your hair, like those dudes on the morning train wearing earmuffs lol.

Regarding the last part, about bald/balding dudes being jealous of a follicly blessed man shaving it, I can only speak for myself but not at all! I'm married to the #1 whether I like it or not, so to see dudes with full heads of hair doing it makes me feel better that it's a good look. I actually like it, but after a decade of it I'm just SO BORED of it. I miss messing around with new looks.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Sainters7

Yeah true about the cold. You guys know that feeling when a cold breeze goes down the back of your neck? That's what your head's gonna feel like. Unfortunate timing to make that decision, because it's GLORIOUS in summer. Especially when outside doing something rigorous, it just keeps you cool. But at least in winter you can wear a toque on your morning commute and not worry about messing up your hair, like those dudes on the morning train wearing earmuffs lol.

Regarding the last part, about bald/balding dudes being jealous of a follicly blessed man shaving it, I can only speak for myself but not at all! I'm married to the #1 whether I like it or not, so to see dudes with full heads of hair doing it makes me feel better that it's a good look. I actually like it, but after a decade of it I'm just SO BORED of it. I miss messing around with new looks.

You could get into scalp painting. A racing stripe would be pretty sharp.

[Geraldsh]

Also wigs and hats.

[btimbit]

Sorry neighborhood kids, I just finished all the candy I bought

[RichieRich]

Originally Posted by Sainters7

Yeah true about the cold. You guys know that feeling when a cold breeze goes down the back of your neck? That's what your head's gonna feel like. Unfortunate timing to make that decision, because it's GLORIOUS in summer. Especially when outside doing something rigorous, it just keeps you cool. But at least in winter you can wear a toque on your morning commute and not worry about messing up your hair, like those dudes on the morning train wearing earmuffs lol.

Regarding the last part, about bald/balding dudes being jealous of a follicly blessed man shaving it, I can only speak for myself but not at all! I'm married to the #1 whether I like it or not, so to see dudes with full heads of hair doing it makes me feel better that it's a good look. I actually like it, but after a decade of it I'm just SO BORED of it. I miss messing around with new looks.

Facial hair patterns will eradicate any boredom you may have


https://list25.com/top-25-craziest-beards-ever/
Am loving #20 but that's gotta take quite a long time to brew that much hair
Am sure your spouse would appreciate the quirky #16.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Nm

[Yeah_Baby]

Originally Posted by RichieRich

Was thinking of taking the head down to a #1 all over just to see what it looks like
Not so much a big deal for me cos I don’t have to look at it.
Just worried about the cold.
But that’s what a beanie is for.
Any advice for a potential first-time baldy?
Oh and no I wouldn’t tell/ask my wife first.

Yeah, hats/toques when there is a cool fall breeze are key.

[peter12]

Originally Posted by Sainters7

Yeah true about the cold. You guys know that feeling when a cold breeze goes down the back of your neck? That's what your head's gonna feel like. Unfortunate timing to make that decision, because it's GLORIOUS in summer. Especially when outside doing something rigorous, it just keeps you cool. But at least in winter you can wear a toque on your morning commute and not worry about messing up your hair, like those dudes on the morning train wearing earmuffs lol.

Regarding the last part, about bald/balding dudes being jealous of a follicly blessed man shaving it, I can only speak for myself but not at all! I'm married to the #1 whether I like it or not, so to see dudes with full heads of hair doing it makes me feel better that it's a good look. I actually like it, but after a decade of it I'm just SO BORED of it. I miss messing around with new looks.

I'm in the bald/bearded category of man and really, it's the trend so finally I am on trend.

[peter12]

Toque in winter and baseball hat in the spring/autumn. Lots of sunscreen in the summer.

[DownInFlames]

FARTS is the best Wordle starter.

[DoubleF]

East bound John Laurie at the new Charleswood lights smells like a cluster ####.

When that area ices over it'll be a lot of eau #### as people slam on the brakes to stop at that light.

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

Originally Posted by btimbit

Oh absolutely.


and on the tattoos, man, I'm torn. I llike tattoos, but I don't have a single one because I refuse to do it just for the sake of doing it. Some of the people you see out there, just wow.

it's true . many are hoarding tattoos like a collection that needs an addition every xx amount of time rather than treating their skin like valuable real estate that they can't get back (at least not easily) . to each their own but doubtful they are enjoying all of their tattoos still

it's spun out of control a bit like retail therapy .. a new jacket or pair of shoes is nice but you get bored of it and eventually just look for the next thing

need to learn to derive pleasure and fulfillment from simpler things that are lighter on your wallet and your regrets

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

East bound John Laurie at the new Charleswood lights smells like a cluster ####.

When that area ices over it'll be a lot of eau #### as people slam on the brakes to stop at that light.

Rear enders will be 3x higher than the turning accidents they resolved. Those lights are a dumb solution to incompetent drivers.

[Lubicon]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

East bound John Laurie at the new Charleswood lights smells like a cluster ####.

When that area ices over it'll be a lot of eau #### as people slam on the brakes to stop at that light.

But just think how much safer it will be now with lights. The City says it so it must be true.

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by Lubicon

But just think how much safer it will be now with lights. The City says it so it must be true.

Well, T bones will drop drastically. So it's better in that regards. But as Fuzz says, rear ending will increase dramatically.

... That read a like some excerpt of a dog pamphlet.

[TheIronMaiden]

I've taken a poop at every wedding I've been to.

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden

I've taken a poop at every wedding I've been to.

Next up, funerals. Bonus points if you poop at your funeral too.