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Old 07-27-2007, 10:56 AM   #801
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Even more relevant to today's sports landscapes:

Krusty: I thought they were due! That game was fixed! The Globetrotters used a ladder for pete's sake! C'mon! He's just holding out the ball, take it!
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Another favorite:

"Miss Hoover? Which one is oral?"
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(while all the students are bickering and fighting at the model UN)

Ralph in Mountie Costume: OOOOOOOOOOOOO CANADA!!!

I was so proud!
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They love giving it to Canada on the Simpsons, its awesome and always makes me laugh.
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Old 07-27-2007, 11:52 AM   #806
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I'll always remember when they went to Calgary for Lisa to be in the Spellympics.
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Well, Matt Groening's father (Homer Groening) is from Canada. Although there is a bit of debate about whether he was from Winnipeg or Main Centre, SK.
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Well, Matt Groening's father (Homer Groening) is from Canada. Although there is a bit of debate about whether he was from Winnipeg or Main Centre, SK.
I also heard a while back that a good portion of the writers were Canadian.

I wonder if people still name their kids Homer...or Jesus.
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This will probably make me public enemy number one, but I don't like the Simpsons. Or Southpark. And I didn't like Seinfeld. I think reality TV shows are pointless and not entertaining. I don't like Idol and other talent shows. I've never seen Titanic, Jurasic Park or a ton of other hit movies. I think Ben Stiller sucks. And I think Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and the Hilton chick should all be sentenced to doing 12 months service as chamber maids in a flea bag motel in a third world country.

Maybe I'm allergic to American pop culture or something.
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This will probably make me public enemy number one, but I don't like the Simpsons. Or Southpark. And I didn't like Seinfeld.
This just means you have no sense of humor.

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I think reality TV shows are pointless and not entertaining. I don't like Idol and other talent shows.
Agreed....waste of TV time for stuff that only ######s watch.

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I've never seen Titanic, Jurasic Park or a ton of other hit movies.
Some of those 'hit' movies are fantastic. Jurrasic Park was pretty damn good when it came out.

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I think Ben Stiller sucks.
Good Posting.

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And I think Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and the Hilton chick should all be sentenced to doing 12 months service as chamber maids in a flea bag motel in a third world country.
....Nakid.

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Maybe I'm allergic to American pop culture or something.
Better than being alergic to Gulten

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It's great that everyone's tastes are different (at least a little) from everyone else.

The only time it becomes an issue is when people deride others because of those tastes. WWE isn't for me, but if others like it, more power to them (although I would far prefer to see some minor league sports instead).
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Oh cool...posting pointless things finally caught on. Its about time!
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Old 07-27-2007, 01:01 PM   #814
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It's great that everyone's tastes are different (at least a little) from everyone else.

The only time it becomes an issue is when people deride others because of those tastes. WWE isn't for me, but if others like it, more power to them (although I would far prefer to see some minor league sports instead).
I agree 99%, that 1% is WWE. Then I can deride them
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Chocolate or Vanilla ice cream?
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Old 07-27-2007, 03:06 PM   #816
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Old 07-27-2007, 03:08 PM   #817
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Chocolate or Vanilla ice cream?
Chocolate.

Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?
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Old 07-27-2007, 03:41 PM   #818
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Old 07-27-2007, 03:45 PM   #819
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BTW, I'm pretty happy I'm not outside today.

/not a heat lover
//more of a spring/autumn kind of guy
///promise not to complain when it is -30
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The only thing I use the weather for is a complaint. It doesnt matter what the weather is like I will complain about it.

Its too hot or its not hot enough.
Its too cold or its not cold enough.
Theres too much snow, not enough snow, we need more snow.
Why wont it stop raining? Why the hell wont it rain? Rain already!
It is far too windy out.
Theres no wind! Where the hell is the wind? The air is far too stagnant, get some wind in here.
Its too bright out, someone blot out the sun.
Its too dark out, expend all natural resources on illuminating the night.
You call this a storm? This is a weak storm. I could make a better storm anyday.
This storm is unreasonable. Too much storm.

I always found it funny that the weather is used as an excuse. The weather sucks everywhere. I could go to 'Perfect Weatherland' and complain forever. I'll still go though. I never got that when hockey players complained about the weather in some city. The weather sucks everywhere.

Did I mention I hate weather? All of it.
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