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Aeneas · 03-10-2008, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cowboy89

I think you left your fuschia scarf in my gym bag Anus. I might just have to return it to you at Pete's in front of the Canuck fans you called gay!

Moi? Why did I get blamed? Am I not just the picture of innocence?

troutman · 03-10-2008, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by jamiller

Hey if you guys are still looking for a girl, let me know, I'm a ok player.. LOL

SW needs one more lady - join the FUN team!

SportsJunky · 03-10-2008, 09:31 AM

I just wanted to say that was a lot of fun yesterday and I look forward to the season. I hope we can get in more days like yesterday so we can shake off the rust.

Rhettzky · 03-10-2008, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SportsJunky

I just wanted to say that was a lot of fun yesterday and I look forward to the season. I hope we can get in more days like yesterday so we can shake off the rust.

Agreed, if we're going to be playing every sunday during the summer anyway then I say we continue having these practices on sunday until the league starts up.

Also, I have a feeling that's not the last time that fuscia wrap is going to show up in someone's bag.

Aeneas · 03-10-2008, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by jamiller

Hey if you guys are still looking for a girl, let me know, I'm a ok player.. LOL

Yup, as soon as the scarf story comes out, suddenly girls want to sign up!
PM'd you.
South is looking for a girl, last I heard from FireFly central had 5!

Resolute 14 · 03-10-2008, 10:05 AM

We could always turn it into an award like the hard hat.

Give it to the best player on the SW team to wear up to the plate the next game out.

Aeneas · 03-10-2008, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Resolute 14

We could always turn it into an award like the hard hat.

Give it to the best player on the SW team to wear up to the plate the next game out.

But we are all so perfect and skilled, how to choose?

4X4 · 03-10-2008, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Aeneas

But we are all so perfect and skilled, how to choose?

Shotgun contest.

troutman · 03-10-2008, 10:18 AM

Whoever strikes out has to wear the pink scarf for the rest of the game and at Pete's Pub.

Rhettzky · 03-10-2008, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by troutman

Whoever strikes out has to wear the pink scarf for the rest of the game and at Pete's Pub.

...with the ladies? Because if that's the case let's just have it sewn into Locke's jersey.

4X4 · 03-10-2008, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by troutman

Whoever strikes out has to wear the pink scarf for the rest of the game and at Pete's Pub.

I played a team a couple years back that had a pink tutu for just that reason... Pretty funny to see a big guy like Aeneas wearing a tutu.

4X4 · 03-10-2008, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhettzky

...with the ladies? Because if that's the case let's just have it sewn into Locke's jersey.

Zing!!

Well done.

Cowboy89 · 03-10-2008, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 4X4

I played a team a couple years back that had a pink tutu for just that reason... Pretty funny to see a big guy like Aeneas wearing a tutu.

You could really turn that into an incentive to not strike out. Whenever someone strikes out they get the scarf until someone else on the team strikes out and so-forth. At the end of the game whoever is wearing the scarf has to cover the tab at Pete's that night or failing that brings the next case of beer to the next practice/game.

Kinda like the 'snake' concept in golf, except that comes with an added twist of randomness. When my buddies go out and play golf we bring along a rubber snake. Whoever is the last person to three-put gets the snake and so-forth. So whenever the beer girl comes by, whoever has the snake has to cover the round and whoever has it at the turn buys snacks and drinks, and whoever has it at the end gets hit up for the 19th hole. After that has been introduced my putting ability has increased dramatically.

Locke · 03-10-2008, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhettzky

...with the ladies? Because if that's the case let's just have it sewn into Locke's jersey.

I hate you, and I want you to know that.

troutman · 03-10-2008, 12:43 PM

You all need nicknames (the ladies are exempt from this honor):

Aeneas = Perforated Aeneas
Four-by-Four (4X4) = Four-bi-curious
troutman = MVP
SportsJunky = WartsMonkey
Locke = Lock Up
Flamesinyoureyes = ?
Obs = Obsolete
FlamesKickAss = Beeker
rubecube = Rueben
Rhettzky = Regretzky
Rinkrat13 = ?
Banffgirl = ?
Chid = ?

Redvan = Deadman
fredr123 = rightsaidfred
Resolute 14 = Prosecute
Kerplunk = Yer Drunk
Captain Crunch = Captain Sensible (He said captain, I said wot, He said captain, I said wot d'ya want)
RicoFlame = ?
Kevan Guy = Seven Ryes
Cowboy89 = Midnight Cowboy
Temporary User = Temporary Boozer
FireFly = ?

Aeneas · 03-10-2008, 12:58 PM

[quote=troutman;1225952]You all need nicknames (the ladies are exempt from this honor):

troutman = MVP
MVP= most vile profession, or cause you look like that monkey in that movie?

troutman · 03-10-2008, 01:03 PM

[quote=Aeneas;1225965]

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Originally Posted by troutman

You all need nicknames (the ladies are exempt from this honor):

troutman = MVP
MVP= most vile profession, or cause you look like that monkey in that movie?

Oops - that is funnier than I thought:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0196106/

MVP = Most Valuable Primate

A comedy about a rookie player
who runs a little faster . . .
Hits a little harder . . .
And is drving everyone bananas

chid · 03-10-2008, 01:16 PM

so now I have to remember nicknames, user names and real names!?!

Rhettzky · 03-10-2008, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by chid

so now I ONLY have to remember nicknames, user names and real names!?!

You know she's right... let's do code names too. I call rubber ducky.

Temporary_User · 03-10-2008, 02:49 PM

I'm not even going to mention my nickname I had back when I was a kid playing baseball.

It was fine for an innocent 10yr old, but could definitely be taken a wrong way now-a-days.

P.S. that nickname died, so if I myself tried bringing it back it would be like I'm giving myself a nickname.