12-20-2010, 07:15 AM
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#61
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Uncle Chester
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Serious question:
Is this sitting down to piss thing a mommy issue? Were you guys trained to do it when you were young and you still do it to make Mom happy?
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12-20-2010, 07:16 AM
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#62
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evil of fart
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hulkrogan
I just started to notice that my girlfriend puts the seat back up when she is done at my place. It's about time someone gets it.
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Or maybe she(?) stands to pee?
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12-20-2010, 07:46 AM
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#63
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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I always stand when I go in someone's bathroom sink or toilet bowl tank. 
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12-20-2010, 07:48 AM
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#64
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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You guys are all girly-men, I just piss my pants.
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12-20-2010, 08:13 AM
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#65
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Mel
Yup. It's behind the house, I call it 'the back yard'. Outdoor pissing is the best pissing. Aim, schmaim.
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All these dummies who want to claim being a fan means peeing on your feet into a toilet are being foolish.
Being a man means whipping it out on a freezing cold day and having a glorious out door pee into the show. Bonus points are aquired if you can spell your name.
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12-20-2010, 08:26 AM
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#66
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
All these dummies who want to claim being a fan means peeing on your feet into a toilet are being foolish.
Being a man means whipping it out on a freezing cold day and having a glorious out door pee into the show. Bonus points are aquired if you can spell your name.
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Yes, its the ultimate health check, if you can spell your first middle and last night in one blast, it might be time to get a prostate exam.
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12-20-2010, 08:26 AM
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#67
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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If i have to piss in the middle of the night, I don't turn the lights on to the bathroom, because the light burns, so I sit down in those situations. If I don't, i'll get half in the trash and half in the bowl.
Otherwise, piss standing up.
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12-20-2010, 08:45 AM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by worth
If i have to piss in the middle of the night, I don't turn the lights on to the bathroom, because the light burns, so I sit down in those situations. If I don't, i'll get half in the trash and half in the bowl.
Otherwise, piss standing up.
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Eat more carrots.
I've lived in my place for 7 years, even without the lights on, I can hit my toilet from anywhere in my bathroom, and I know that the seat is up, because I damn well left it that way.
I even hum the houdini theme as I'm firing away in the dark, and then end it with a tadaa, a wipe and a flush.
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12-20-2010, 08:52 AM
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#69
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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you wipe your penis?
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12-20-2010, 08:56 AM
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Norm!
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Yeah, cleanliness is next to godliness.
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12-20-2010, 09:08 AM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Nice try, NSA
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I was dating a girl for 2 years and one day she said "If we ever have boys, they will be taught to sit down to pee."
It was that point I realized she was completely insane and dumped her crazy ass.
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12-20-2010, 09:14 AM
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#72
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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I'm surprised this hasn't been brought up already (particularly by CC), but a real man pisses Max Hardcore style...
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12-20-2010, 10:00 AM
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#73
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Franchise Player
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I stand when l pee and stand when l stool. I've never sat on a toilet in my life.
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12-20-2010, 10:04 AM
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#74
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy Bacon Legs
I was dating a girl for 2 years and one day she said "If we ever have boys, they will be taught to sit down to pee."
It was that point I realized she was completely insane and dumped her crazy ass.
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My wife insists that my son will be taught to pee sitting at first, because she claims it is way easier when they are little. Maybe she is just trying to make him a "sitter" behind my back.
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12-20-2010, 10:32 AM
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#75
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Stern Nation
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there are guys who sit? yikes.
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12-20-2010, 12:01 PM
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#76
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My face is a bum!
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I will admit, there have been a couple times I've sat: Extreme hangovers.
There was one time that the process of me crawling off my friend's couch in Philly, going up the stairs, pissing, puking, and back down to the couch didn't involve being upright at all. It also took about 40 minutes.
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12-20-2010, 12:03 PM
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#77
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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One of the greatest things about having a penis is being able to stand and pee. Women all over the world are jealous of this ability. Why do some men want to take this great thing away from themselves? I just don't understand this world sometimes!
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12-20-2010, 12:35 PM
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#78
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Urine itself is pretty sanitary isn't it? I don't mean you should drink due to the salts in it but it's a completely sterile fluid and even antibacterial to boot.
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I'll drink to that.
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12-20-2010, 12:38 PM
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#79
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First Line Centre
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it appears that nobody on here cleans their own washroom
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12-20-2010, 12:42 PM
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#80
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Occasionally, I'll drop a deuce, stand up and THEN I'll piss.
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