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Old 10-18-2010, 09:52 AM   #61
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When she was looking at my junk, she told me that I had a nice penis.
Sure she did,
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Old 10-18-2010, 10:39 AM   #62
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Sure she did,
Dear Penthouse Letters;

I never thought I would ever be writing you, but I need to tell you about my trip to the doctor . . .
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Old 10-18-2010, 10:41 AM   #63
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I am very happy to report that I found a female doctor just in time for the mandatory annual prostate exam. Here's to tiny female fingers!
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Old 10-18-2010, 10:51 AM   #64
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I'd take one of each. I've got two nuts, so why don't they each take one and compare notes?
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Old 10-18-2010, 02:33 PM   #65
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Sure she did,
Whatever.
It's not like she wasn't in her 50's.
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Old 10-18-2010, 04:54 PM   #66
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Maybe your choosing female because what you're REALLY afraid of is being aroused by a male.
Hahahaha!
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Old 10-18-2010, 04:56 PM   #67
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Old 10-18-2010, 05:26 PM   #68
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I had to get a medical for our French marriage license and since the forms were in French we needed a bilingual Dr. We ended up with a female. She quite professionally gave me the turn your head and cough exam from under the sheet.

The funniest thing was she later took my blood pressure and said perfectly deadpan "Your pressure is a little high, but we just did the testicular exam so that could be the reason." One of the funniest things a Dr. has ever said to me.

By now, you get the message, it's no big deal, Drs have seen all sizes and types.

I'll also add the prostate exam sounds much scarier than it ends up being. I wouldn't want one every week, but it's much less than what you've built it up to in your head...same with the big snip.
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I thought that they can check your prostate with a blood test though? I think I'd rather have that.
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Old 10-18-2010, 10:23 PM   #70
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I thought that they can check your prostate with a blood test though? I think I'd rather have that.
Sure they can, if the blood test involves shoving thier finger up your a**.
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Old 10-18-2010, 10:30 PM   #71
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I thought that they can check your prostate with a blood test though? I think I'd rather have that.
You can get a PSA (prostate specific antigen) test. IIRC, this is not as sensitive in detecting cancer as PSA rises with both benign and cancerous prostates.

A digital rectal exam (nothing digital about it; it's a finger) is quite quick but I'm not sure about the efficacy of the screen.

I think PSA is a standard test once you reach a certain age for screening and it is important to establish a baseline and monitor it over the years.
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Well when I went to get my prostate exam the doctor told me to drop my underwear and lean over the exam table. then he put his left hand on my left shoulder. No wait he put his right hand on my right shoulder.

You know, thinking back I think he had both hands on my shoulders.

I've been following up with my doctor for several weeks for my test results and he won't call me back.

I feel so used.
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Either way, it got checked, don't complain.
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