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Old 09-15-2010, 08:22 AM   #61
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A 20.1 inch flat screen dell monitor..
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Old 09-15-2010, 08:52 AM   #62
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A cubicle wall. FML.

Edit: On second thought, this might not be that bad. I could use the cubicle wall to demoralize the zombies into submission.
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Old 09-15-2010, 08:53 AM   #63
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my snowboard or my bookshelf... hmm... but it is an ikea bookshelf... not bad but not good either.
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Old 09-15-2010, 08:56 AM   #64
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Grande Skinny Hazelnut Latte.

Enjoy the goodness, you zombie jack wagons!!!
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Old 09-15-2010, 08:57 AM   #65
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Old 09-15-2010, 09:02 AM   #66
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Old 09-15-2010, 09:02 AM   #67
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Old 09-15-2010, 09:04 AM   #68
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Old 09-15-2010, 09:10 AM   #69
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Old 09-15-2010, 09:11 AM   #70
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My red Office Space stapler.

I'm going stab happy tonight.
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Old 09-15-2010, 09:31 AM   #71
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My coffee mug... I suppose I could attempt bashing them over the head with it!
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Old 09-15-2010, 09:34 AM   #72
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I'm so far to the left, nothing.
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Old 09-15-2010, 09:42 AM   #73
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My phone and a stainless steel water bottle.

I suppose if the bottle is full I could bludgeon maybe one zombie while I call for help on the trusty crackberry.

This had better be a poorly attended apocalypse for all zombies concerned is all I can say...
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Old 09-15-2010, 10:20 AM   #74
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Old 09-15-2010, 11:16 AM   #75
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My iPod. Maybe I can be like Scott Pilgrim and attack them with music!
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Old 09-15-2010, 11:23 AM   #76
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Iphone, coffee mug and contact lens solution. I guess i will be a tasty zombie treat.
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Old 09-15-2010, 12:24 PM   #77
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A notepad with details on a trust preferred securities research question. Probably pretty effective at boring them into submission.
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Old 09-15-2010, 12:45 PM   #78
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So far, it looks like dogs, guitars and desk lamps are the most common items to have immediately at hand...interesting...very interesting
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Old 09-15-2010, 12:53 PM   #79
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So far, it looks like dogs, guitars and desk lamps are the most common items to have immediately at hand...interesting...very interesting


Guitars can be super effective.

I always love how it plays a power chord every time you hit a Zombie with it.
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Old 09-15-2010, 01:02 PM   #80
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Well at least I could rub one out before becoming zombie food.
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