Twisted Nut Syndrome

[ricosuave]

I'm sure you all want to know this, but I actually had my vas fee refunded, because, um, the doctor didn't freeze it enough, and well, I felt it. Felt a pain in the boy that no man should ever feel.

Twice.

[Stumptown]

Everything I know about testicular torsion I learned from a fake PSA on The Venture Brothers.

[Clarkey]

Originally Posted by fotze

This is nothing compared to the vasectomy. You walk in the little room with the doctor (at least you hope he's a doctor, you don't ask for a copy of his degree, do doctors have a degree? Well the doctor certificate).

Its just you and him. He says take of your pants and underwear and lay on the tilty bed thing. Its like a dentists chair but that light reflector thing is around your crotch, not your head.

You are sitting there with your balls and wang hanging out. Its pretty uncomfortable because for the past week or so, you debated shaving the area, but will that look gay, don't want to trim to much, but you don't want a ZZTop thing going on.

Then what do you do with your hands, you are compelled to cover your junk with your hands as he is getting ready at the counter, do you just cover the shaft with your hand? Will he think your masturbating? Just hold the wang so he can see the balls? You are as exposed as you will ever be.

Then he starts pulling things out of the autoclave, and the freezing needle. Then he pulls out some brown disinfectant liquid. He goops that on right away, splishsplashing everywhere, its really warm, then it starts pouring right down your crack and now it feels like you wetchit yourself.

The needle comes out. "This will only hurt when the freezing moves up the vas (or something) it will take about 10 seconds, here we go." This ain't so bad then that pain hits, you aren't strapped down. You have an intense instinct to strike the doctor, so you put your hands up by your face to avoid swinging, you want to protect yourself and nothing is stopping you. Rinse and repeat with the next ball.

This is followed by him rooting around in your ball sac. After he snipped one side the tube slipped back into the sac hole and he couldn't get it out, sort of like a hoody tie that is lost back into the fabric. He had to stick instruments in there to find it.

ANyway the rest is a blur but you get the point.

This has to be one of the funniest and cringe inducing things I've ever read on here.

I read it again and got the ZZ top reference the second time, hilarious.

[GreenLantern]

My torsion phobia has been controlling my life lately.. I am scared to even shift in my bed, scared that when I fall asleep I will shift.

So I just won't sleep.. dontneedtosleepifijustdrinklotsofcoffeeherewegoyay a ya.. ya.. thats it.. haha.. hamuwha.. mauhamwuahahahah

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by GreenLantern

My torsion phobia has been controlling my life lately.. I am scared to even shift in my bed, scared that when I fall asleep I will shift.

So I just won't sleep.. dontneedtosleepifijustdrinklotsofcoffeeherewegoyay a ya.. ya.. thats it.. haha.. hamuwha.. mauhamwuahahahah

Freddy wants to give yer nuts a twist

[NBC]

Had a no-scalpel vas done last year. The surgeon used a small-gauge needle to make a puncture on one side and she was done in under 10 minutes.

The subsequent black and purple hematoma was a little bit freaky though.