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Old 07-19-2010, 11:58 AM   #61
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Ok, just for fun, the average money shot is a table spoon. So if each of those guys got an average of 2 shots in.

A table spoon = .01479 litres

So 2000 errr finishes means that she's basically taken 29.6 litres of clam chowder.

grr i'm eating lunch.
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:58 AM   #62
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Holy crap that's like twice as much as me.
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I'm not one to judge, personally I don't have a problem with her "accomplishment". But I gotta say, the type of girl that would do something like this obviously has multiple issues. With a woman sex is a lot more emotional than for a man. For a woman to sleep with that many men, I'm assuming to reach this goal see coudn't waste time by sleeping with the same man twice, she must be very emotionally detached. Similar to a prostitute. I'm thinking this poor girl was physically or mentally abused early on in life. (I didn't read the link so I apologize if that was mentioned already).
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:05 PM   #65
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With a woman sex is a lot more emotional than for a man.
I don't think that's the case at all.
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You'd get 5000 if you moved to Calgary and change your name to something girly.
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Just to clarify, that was a joke.

Seriously though, she's disgusting.
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In related news go out and buy yourself a copy of The Last Living Slut by Roxanna Shirazi. It was a tittelating read.
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Maybe there should be a "hehe" button as well.
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I'm not one to judge, personally I don't have a problem with her "accomplishment". But I gotta say, the type of girl that would do something like this obviously has multiple issues. With a woman sex is a lot more emotional than for a man. For a woman to sleep with that many men, I'm assuming to reach this goal see coudn't waste time by sleeping with the same man twice, she must be very emotionally detached. Similar to a prostitute. I'm thinking this poor girl was physically or mentally abused early on in life. (I didn't read the link so I apologize if that was mentioned already).
Well that reasoning makes no sense at all.

So because she has a male like mentality towards sex there must be something wrong with her?

If it's normal for men to want to do something like this, why is out so out of the realm of posibility that a woman would want do to this without first having been abused.
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Well that reasoning makes no sense at all.

So because she has a male like mentality towards sex there must be something wrong with her?

If it's normal for men to want to do something like this, why is out so out of the realm of posibility that a woman would want do to this without first having been abused.
It's possible. I never met a woman who could avoid emotional attachment (aside from pro's), but then I never notched up Troutman-like numbers, so I am sure they are out there.
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It's possible. I never met a woman who could avoid emotional attachment (aside from pro's), but then I never notched up Troutman-like numbers, so I am sure they are out there.
Who said anything about it being with women?
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It's possible. I never met a woman who could avoid emotional attachment (aside from pro's), but then I never notched up Troutman-like numbers, so I am sure they are out there.
Correction: You've never met a decent girl who could avoid emotional attachment.

However, there are definitely a lot of sluts who can.

Now usually, I refrain from calling girls sluts because, let's face it calling a girl a slut, just means she's acking like 99% of the dudes I know. However, 1000 dudes is a bit much. I'm pretty sure even if I had the game to nail 1000 girls in 10 years (Keep in mind Barney Stinson only recently topped 200, so 1000 would take CRAZY game) that I probably wouldn't do it, because that's going a little to far.

So with that in mind, this chick is a slut.
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