Hottie teacher likes the young uns

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Flamesguy_SJ

Flying a Cessna through the Grand Canyon.












*in before holier-than-thou JustAnotherGuy reaction*

Firing a proton torpedo into a thermal exhaust port no more then two meters wide located right below the main part.

Oh wait, that doesn't work.

[IliketoPuck]

[GreatWhiteEbola]

Originally Posted by narbeZ

Have you ever thrown a hotdog down a hallway? It just makes that analogy so much funnier, and I guarantee you if you were with me while I did it, there would be a huge massive laugh attack. I almost died during one such incident.

Did you choke on the hot dog?

Hay ohhhhh!

[krazycanuck]

If this happened in Canada, wouldn't it be legal?

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by krazycanuck

If this happened in Canada, wouldn't it be legal?

Section 151 of the Criminal Code of Canada makes it a crime to touch, for a sexual purpose, any person under the age of 16 years. Section 153 then goes on to prohibit the sexual touching of a person under 18 by a person in three circumstances: if he or she is in a "position of trust or authority" towards the youth, if the youth is in a "relationship of dependency" with him or her, or if the relationship is "exploitative". The term "position of trust or authority" is not defined in the Code but the courts have ruled that parents, teachers, and medical professionals hold a position of trust or authority towards youth they care for or teach. For determining whether or not a relationship is "exploitative", s. 153 (1.2) of the Code provides that a judge can consider how old the youth is, the difference in ages between the partners, how the relationship evolved, and the degree of control or influence that the older partner has over the youth.

Teacher = position of authority = slammer

[nickerjones]

Originally Posted by McG

and has a great story for when he's out drinking with buddies when older.

Yeah I think it would be one I kept quiet or really changed the details on. I think my friends would unfriend me if my story went like this.

ME:So back in High school , this hott ass teacher takes me to K mart and lets me bone her in the back of her truck. She then sent me some noodz to my phone . It was awesome...

Friends: Oh yeah then what happened?

Me: UMMM I told on her and she got in trouble!

Friends: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Pastiche]

Dipping your paddle in Lake Erie.

[IliketoPuck]

Shooting a photon torpedo into space.

[Ziggy Lidstrom]

Nice,

this has been one of the best things I have come across in a long time, Ms. Taylor errr I mean Michelle... err I am mean one of the funniest things I have come across in a while. I have never given out so many thanks due to serious lol'ing. I was on a roll, handing them out here there, like a's to a student from a teacher who wanted to bang(too soon?).


This Hebephile phenomenon is a polarizing thing.


I once had this math teacher...

[Ziggy Lidstrom]

oh and like midget lost and wandering in the subway.

[IliketoPuck]

Like Garry Coleman doing Jenna Jameson.

Too little too soon?