01-18-2010, 01:32 PM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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Talking about sleeping with hot chicks is like talking about how big your unit is ... if you have to mention it, it's either a total lie or you have a deep seeded confidence issue.
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01-18-2010, 02:39 PM
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#62
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: everywhere like such as
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^^^^ Well I slept with a totally hot chick last night and she enjoyed my ginormous unit.
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01-18-2010, 02:41 PM
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#63
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by icecube
I challenge some of the posters criticizing the girls "hotness" in this thread to step up and post some pics of chicks they've boned. I bet the majority of you either...
a) have a very average looking girlfriend or spouse
b) were lucky enough to score a hot chick once or twice in your lifetime because she was completely wasted
c)have no game and couldn't get laid in a morgue
The truth hurts too doesn't it.
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To be fair...I didn't false advertise a website with "hot chicks" in the title.
C'mon its the damn internet...I have a right to say what's hot or not 
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01-18-2010, 04:59 PM
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#64
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P of Red
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by shermanator
I think this guy is more hilarious then douchy....
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Am I crazy? Because I find that chick on the left pretty hot.
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01-18-2010, 05:04 PM
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#65
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Okay, from the start, left to right, excluding quoted pics:
Sure.
Sure.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No, because she's tainted with Luongo cooties.
She would kill me first.
No, because she's tainted with Stern cooties.
Yes, even though she's tainted with Michael Douglas cooties.
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01-18-2010, 05:27 PM
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#66
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jar_e
C'mon its the damn internet...I have a right to say what's hot or not  
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I respect your authortah
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01-18-2010, 05:35 PM
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#67
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby
I respect your authortah
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I should also add that my definitions of "hot" and "what i'd tap" are not the same 
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01-18-2010, 05:39 PM
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#68
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Chiefs Kingdom, Yankees Universe, C of Red.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jar_e
I should also add that my definitions of "hot" and "what i'd tap" are not the same  
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Nobody's is.
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01-18-2010, 05:42 PM
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#69
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Chiefs Kingdom, Yankees Universe, C of Red.
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(actually I have to give Jordin props. WOW!)
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Last edited by burn_baby_burn; 01-18-2010 at 05:55 PM.
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01-18-2010, 05:52 PM
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#70
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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01-18-2010, 05:53 PM
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#71
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Van City - Main St.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by icecube
I challenge some of the posters criticizing the girls "hotness" in this thread to step up and post some pics of chicks they've boned. I bet the majority of you either...
a) have a very average looking girlfriend or spouse
b) were lucky enough to score a hot chick once or twice in your lifetime because she was completely wasted
c)have no game and couldn't get laid in a morgue
The truth hurts too doesn't it.
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What a stupid post. Is your ugly girlfriend in one of these pictures, or are you an orange ###### bag? You seem to be taking these comments personally.
Why do care of people on the internet are looking at pictures of ugly to average girls and calling them like they are?
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These girls don't have sex with the kind of guy who has an account on an internet message board. Period
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Again, really stupid post. What kind of guy has an account on an internet message board? It's the internet, not a secret layer of Dungeons and Dragons players.
Almost everyone I know is part of some sort of internet message board, or social group. The diversity of people on sites like this is huge, you have no idea what everyone here is like away from CP, or how much "boning" they do. The reality is there's likely the awkward virgins, guys who have done lots of "boning", guys with happy married lives and everyone in between.
Speak for yourself about how little "boning" you get to do, or just avoid the thread if you don't like us talking about your orange face in the first picture.
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01-18-2010, 05:54 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Winsor_Pilates
The reality is there's likely the awkward virgins, guys who have done lots of "boning", guys with happy married lives and everyone in between.
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Notice how those are two separate groups.
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01-18-2010, 08:49 PM
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#73
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Russic
Talking about sleeping with hot chicks is like talking about how big your unit is ... if you have to mention it, it's either a total lie or you have a deep seeded confidence issue.
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My wife's hot, my unit is huge, and it's actually deep- seated.
Last edited by pope04; 01-18-2010 at 09:41 PM.
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01-18-2010, 08:58 PM
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#74
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by icecube
I challenge some of the posters criticizing the girls "hotness" in this thread to step up and post some pics of chicks they've boned. I bet the majority of you either...
a) have a very average looking girlfriend or spouse
b) were lucky enough to score a hot chick once or twice in your lifetime because she was completely wasted
c)have no game and couldn't get laid in a morgue
The truth hurts too doesn't it.
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i've met a cp'er with a smoking hot gf... not going to mention who, for fear I would be guilty of checking out his girl!
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01-18-2010, 09:08 PM
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#75
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by winsor_pilates
what a stupid post. Is your ugly girlfriend in one of these pictures, or are you an orange ###### bag? You seem to be taking these comments personally.
Why do care of people on the internet are looking at pictures of ugly to average girls and calling them like they are?
Again, really stupid post. What kind of guy has an account on an internet message board? It's the internet, not a secret layer of dungeons and dragons players.
Almost everyone i know is part of some sort of internet message board, or social group. The diversity of people on sites like this is huge, you have no idea what everyone here is like away from cp, or how much "boning" they do. The reality is there's likely the awkward virgins, guys who have done lots of "boning", guys with happy married lives and everyone in between.
Speak for yourself about how little "boning" you get to do, or just avoid the thread if you don't like us talking about your orange face in the first picture.
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lol
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01-18-2010, 11:41 PM
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#76
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Removed by Mod
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Back on track...Some Deeb's and some hot chicks.

Tweezed Eye Brows ✓
Ed Hardy Shirts✓
Chachi Chains✓
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01-18-2010, 11:59 PM
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#77
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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I'm seriously out of the loop with these ultra tanned losers. What is the deal and where on earth do guys like this exist? I want to say Jersey, but only because some other guy on a tv show looks like him. the specialist or something. I would seriously point and laugh in public if I saw someone like that. And that other guy has real nice blush.
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01-19-2010, 12:03 AM
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#78
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: On my metal monster.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by algernon
Back on track...Some Deeb's and some hot chicks.

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What the f*** is wrong with man-kind? And these girls aren't hot.
Honestly, I don't see how girls enjoy f***ing carrots. Oh wait...I get it now. Sick
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01-19-2010, 12:13 AM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Sheeoit. I'm damn near 30. I'd wreck any of those 18teener chickas. Funk you internet haters!!! I'm off to get my carrot tan now.
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