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Old 01-18-2010, 01:32 PM   #61
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Talking about sleeping with hot chicks is like talking about how big your unit is ... if you have to mention it, it's either a total lie or you have a deep seeded confidence issue.
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Old 01-18-2010, 02:39 PM   #62
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^^^^ Well I slept with a totally hot chick last night and she enjoyed my ginormous unit.
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Old 01-18-2010, 02:41 PM   #63
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I challenge some of the posters criticizing the girls "hotness" in this thread to step up and post some pics of chicks they've boned. I bet the majority of you either...

a) have a very average looking girlfriend or spouse
b) were lucky enough to score a hot chick once or twice in your lifetime because she was completely wasted
c)have no game and couldn't get laid in a morgue

The truth hurts too doesn't it.
To be fair...I didn't false advertise a website with "hot chicks" in the title.

C'mon its the damn internet...I have a right to say what's hot or not
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Old 01-18-2010, 04:59 PM   #64
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I think this guy is more hilarious then douchy....
Am I crazy? Because I find that chick on the left pretty hot.
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Old 01-18-2010, 05:04 PM   #65
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Okay, from the start, left to right, excluding quoted pics:

Sure.
Sure.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No, because she's tainted with Luongo cooties.
She would kill me first.
No, because she's tainted with Stern cooties.
Yes, even though she's tainted with Michael Douglas cooties.
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Old 01-18-2010, 05:27 PM   #66
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C'mon its the damn internet...I have a right to say what's hot or not
I respect your authortah
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Old 01-18-2010, 05:35 PM   #67
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I respect your authortah
I should also add that my definitions of "hot" and "what i'd tap" are not the same
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Old 01-18-2010, 05:39 PM   #68
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I should also add that my definitions of "hot" and "what i'd tap" are not the same
Nobody's is.
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Old 01-18-2010, 05:42 PM   #69
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(actually I have to give Jordin props. WOW!)
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Old 01-18-2010, 05:53 PM   #71
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I challenge some of the posters criticizing the girls "hotness" in this thread to step up and post some pics of chicks they've boned. I bet the majority of you either...

a) have a very average looking girlfriend or spouse
b) were lucky enough to score a hot chick once or twice in your lifetime because she was completely wasted
c)have no game and couldn't get laid in a morgue

The truth hurts too doesn't it.
What a stupid post. Is your ugly girlfriend in one of these pictures, or are you an orange ###### bag? You seem to be taking these comments personally.
Why do care of people on the internet are looking at pictures of ugly to average girls and calling them like they are?

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These girls don't have sex with the kind of guy who has an account on an internet message board. Period
Again, really stupid post. What kind of guy has an account on an internet message board? It's the internet, not a secret layer of Dungeons and Dragons players.
Almost everyone I know is part of some sort of internet message board, or social group. The diversity of people on sites like this is huge, you have no idea what everyone here is like away from CP, or how much "boning" they do. The reality is there's likely the awkward virgins, guys who have done lots of "boning", guys with happy married lives and everyone in between.
Speak for yourself about how little "boning" you get to do, or just avoid the thread if you don't like us talking about your orange face in the first picture.
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The reality is there's likely the awkward virgins, guys who have done lots of "boning", guys with happy married lives and everyone in between.
Notice how those are two separate groups.
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Old 01-18-2010, 08:49 PM   #73
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Talking about sleeping with hot chicks is like talking about how big your unit is ... if you have to mention it, it's either a total lie or you have a deep seeded confidence issue.
My wife's hot, my unit is huge, and it's actually deep-seated.

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Old 01-18-2010, 08:58 PM   #74
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I challenge some of the posters criticizing the girls "hotness" in this thread to step up and post some pics of chicks they've boned. I bet the majority of you either...

a) have a very average looking girlfriend or spouse
b) were lucky enough to score a hot chick once or twice in your lifetime because she was completely wasted
c)have no game and couldn't get laid in a morgue

The truth hurts too doesn't it.
i've met a cp'er with a smoking hot gf... not going to mention who, for fear I would be guilty of checking out his girl!
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:08 PM   #75
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what a stupid post. Is your ugly girlfriend in one of these pictures, or are you an orange ###### bag? You seem to be taking these comments personally.
Why do care of people on the internet are looking at pictures of ugly to average girls and calling them like they are?


Again, really stupid post. What kind of guy has an account on an internet message board? It's the internet, not a secret layer of dungeons and dragons players.
Almost everyone i know is part of some sort of internet message board, or social group. The diversity of people on sites like this is huge, you have no idea what everyone here is like away from cp, or how much "boning" they do. The reality is there's likely the awkward virgins, guys who have done lots of "boning", guys with happy married lives and everyone in between.
Speak for yourself about how little "boning" you get to do, or just avoid the thread if you don't like us talking about your orange face in the first picture.
lol
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Old 01-18-2010, 11:41 PM   #76
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Back on track...Some Deeb's and some hot chicks.



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Old 01-18-2010, 11:59 PM   #77
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I'm seriously out of the loop with these ultra tanned losers. What is the deal and where on earth do guys like this exist? I want to say Jersey, but only because some other guy on a tv show looks like him. the specialist or something. I would seriously point and laugh in public if I saw someone like that. And that other guy has real nice blush.
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Old 01-19-2010, 12:03 AM   #78
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Back on track...Some Deeb's and some hot chicks.
What the f*** is wrong with man-kind? And these girls aren't hot.

Honestly, I don't see how girls enjoy f***ing carrots. Oh wait...I get it now. Sick
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Old 01-19-2010, 12:11 AM   #79
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I guess sunless tanning is all the rage with young Japanese women:

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Old 01-19-2010, 12:13 AM   #80
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Sheeoit. I'm damn near 30. I'd wreck any of those 18teener chickas. Funk you internet haters!!! I'm off to get my carrot tan now.
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