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Old 07-16-2009, 10:22 PM   #61
Bill Bumface
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A friend of mine can't go if someone is beside him and we only have 2 stalls. I offered him the simple trick of pullinmg the second stall door closed. 9 out of 10 times people won't check to see if its occupied and just leave. Now he enjoys the work duece.
Went to try this today, as I'm not a big fan of neighbours. It won't keep me from going about my business, but I'd rather have the place to myself.

I was disappointed to see that the doors are made in a way that they swing out a bit unless locked. So I rigged a wad of toilet paper that I could put between the door and the jam, and voila, stuck shut, pooper to myself, played some peggle on the iPod, waived my hand in the air to turn the motion sensing lights back on when they hit their auto-turn off time... awesome.

My one hang up is if someone didn't flush or did a poor job of flushing, I'm out. I move on to a new stall/floor until I find a fresh bowl.

Hi to the people at work that know who I am on here!
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Old 07-16-2009, 10:32 PM   #62
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I'd be aiming for 2:00 so that I can sit on a nice clean throne. Better yet, I'd show up at 1:45 and stand there and tap my foot while they scrub the thing so that the second they're out of the stall, I can go in knowing full well that no other stinking ass has sat there.
So I'm reading this post, and I get a phone call at work - can't stop laughing.. I think it was the "stinking ass" part...
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