www.textsfromlastnight.com

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by mykalberta

I dont think they are real.

No spelling or grammar mistakes. And some letters are capitalized. What anal retentive Nazzis bother to capitalize texts like these to friends.

I'm guilty of this as well. Sometimes if my phone tells me I've used too many characters I will remove one of the spaces between a period and the start of a new sentence. If I've still used too many I may change a you're to a ur or something like that. If possible though, I'll try to use proper spelling and grammar every time.

I can't stand it when people butcher the english language. My neice will often write 'um' to me in a text. So irritating!

[jeremywilhelm]

Originally Posted by FireFly

I'm guilty of this as well. Sometimes if my phone tells me I've used too many characters I will remove one of the spaces between a period and the start of a new sentence. If I've still used too many I may change a you're to a ur or something like that. If possible though, I'll try to use proper spelling and grammar every time.

I can't stand it when people butcher the english language. My neice will often write 'um' to me in a text. So irritating!

agrd teh bastrdiztion of teh eng lang gets wurs n wurs evry yr. LOLlercoaster!

[Gozer]

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[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by FireFly

I can't stand it when people butcher the English language.

Fixed it for you.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by FireFly

I can't stand it when people butcher the English language. My niece will often write 'um' to me in a text; So irritating!

Fixed

[FlamesAddiction]

I'm willing to bet that most, if not all of them, are fake.

[CrusaderPi]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

I'm willing to bet that most, if not all of them, are fake.

People are doing crazy stuff out there. Some of it gets told in text form. I'm willing to believe most of it is true, albeit probably embellished.

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by troutman

Fixed

It's bound to happen, no? You could've thrown in a semi-colon where there should've been one too, if you were really being anal.

[jeremywilhelm]

Ive definitely texted ######ed crap like it to my friends. Some of it not this outrageous, but definitely things that ended up being pretty funny.

[Locke]

Are you people serious? Who cares if its real or not, just let yourself be entertained. If its funny, then laugh, if it isnt theres thousands more, just keep going until you get hungry or bored.

[CrusaderPi]

nm. Wrong thread.

[The Fonz]

I think a lot of it is probably real, why wouldn't it be? It's not like there's anything really outrageous on there, just some witty comebacks and good one-liners.

Chances are good that a lot of you have even used some of these witty comments in texts of your own, which would actually make these real text messages...

[Kidder]

You people have taken away Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, even the Freakin Tooth Fairy from me.

You will not take www.textsfromlastnight.com

[pope04]

(727): He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.

(303): I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.

(330): I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

(864): you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack

(619): just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

[HOOT]

I am sure some of it is fake, its the internet! But I would bet some good cash most of it is real because I know some of the text message I have received or sent when I was drunk.

I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

Man this one hit home

[pope04]

(978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened

(905): I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it

(586): theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.

(419): my computer doesn't work...
(619): why?
(419): i puked on it last night

[Locke]

I thought this one was hilarious.

(212): ??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.

[CaptainCrunch]

I know how that guy feels.

[enthused]

I'm sure there's a few that are fake, but honestly I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of these were real. I've definitely received some weird and hilarious texts from friends, and the day after a night of drinking if I check my sent messages, I've usually sent some pretty ridiculous ones myself.

This site pretty much makes me laugh every time I look at it.

[enthused]

Ahaha...

(843): Nice meating you last night
(843): Not a typo

(248): Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!