The Mindless Chatter and Lame Flirtation Thread

[flip]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

No mention of the Angry Dragon or the Roman Helmet? Weak.

Not a bad piece though

Actually it did mention the Angry Dragon. 2nd paragraph, 3rd column. Funny (and yet not) stuff.


The Bucking Bronco is funny too. And doesn't involve violence or humiliation, sort of.

[ResAlien]

Originally Posted by flip

Actually it did mention the Angry Dragon. 2nd paragraph, 3rd column. Funny (and yet not) stuff.


The Bucking Bronco is funny too. And doesn't involve violence or humiliation, sort of.

Hrm, it seems I cannot read. Regardless, The "bucking bronco" seems to be a variation on what I've known as Rodeo Sex. When you're going at it, whisper "These feel just like your sisters" and try to hold on.

[T@T]

Originally Posted by rubecube

Show us your tits.

Tits are for kids...show us your hole.

[3 Justin 3]

Originally Posted by T@T

Tits are for kids...show us your hole.

Wow wow wow, no need to get hasty. Can't we be shown both?

Oh and nice tags, "omg cp has girls!1!!!1 ". AHAHA, this isn't my old highschool now is it? Pfft, with the amount of hookers and blow it probably is.

[jeremywilhelm]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

No mention of the Angry Dragon or the Roman Helmet? Weak.

Not a bad piece though

is that what you tell the ladies?

[rubecube]

So...any of you ladies want to come back to my place and hang out with me and my good friends, Henrik and Kristian.

[Machiavelli]

Mwahahaha.

I had a running joke with my brother where we called them rapists #1, 2, and 3

Alphabetical order: Huselius (1), Lilja (2), Tallinder (3)

[missdpuck]

Hey big boy...grab a mask and some goalie pads and come on over right away......

[awildermode]

^^^ Ms. Pac-Man?

[troutman]

Originally Posted by awildermode

^^^ Ms. Pac-Man?

Mistress Pac-Man.

[Tower]

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."

[awildermode]

pac-man and mistress pac-man

[Cliche]

On the subject of role-playing:



No, not furries you sick individual.

[ResAlien]

"You look kind of familiar. Let me see the top of your head"

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by Machiavelli

Mwahahaha.

I had a running joke with my brother where we called them rapists #1, 2, and 3

Alphabetical order: Huselius (1), Lilja (2), Tallinder (3)

Wow. Don't know the story behind this. Do I want to?

[ricosuave]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

Wow. Don't know the story behind this. Do I want to?

http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=965&date=20050214

[missdpuck]

Hahahaha thanks. Ever visited the NHL girlfriends forum, or the other one...can't remember the name... where NHL guys, nmost of whom are married, are rated according to their sexual prowess? I hear Brind'Amour is pretty good....

[wittynickname]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

Hahahaha thanks. Ever visited the NHL girlfriends forum, or the other one...can't remember the name... where NHL guys, nmost of whom are married, are rated according to their sexual prowess? I hear Brind'Amour is pretty good....

...Ahaha, oh well now I'm curious.

What? I'm a single 25 year old woman. If there was a forum for GUYS to check how various starlets are rated like that, guys would totally check it.

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by wittynickname

...Ahaha, oh well now I'm curious.

What? I'm a single 25 year old woman. If there was a forum for GUYS to check how various starlets are rated like that, guys would totally check it.

Key in Crosby. You'll see tons of women calling eachother biatches... unbelievable...

[OilersBaby]

^^^^This is getting interesting........and wow I didnt know you were female either wittynickname. I knew Machiavelli was from a previous thread....and missdpuck, well its in your name.