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GreenTeaFrapp · 01-13-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Igottago

All 3 Jonas Brothers

That's a good one. Watching them cry like the little girls that they are would bring a smile to my face.

4X4 · 01-13-2009, 01:47 PM

Borat
Jim Carey
Rosie ODonnel
Dominik Hasek
Nicholas Cage

Bagor · 01-13-2009, 01:55 PM

Either of the Gallagher brothers, whichever is closest to my fist.
Mr Spilly Talker Keiths guy. (for the ad and his other things)
Al Strachan
Santa Claus ...... Fat bustard gets all the credit for doing nothing
Robert Mugabe

And when everyone else is finished with Bono I'd like to get a kick in.

burn_this_city · 01-13-2009, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bagor

Either of the Gallagher brothers, whichever is closest to my fist.
Mr Spilly Talker Keiths guy. (for the ad and his other things)
Al Strachan
Santa Claus ...... Fat bustard gets all the credit for doing nothing
Robert Mugabe

And when everyone else is finished with Bono I'd like to get a kick in.

Good news.. sorta.. that alexander keiths guy got charged with sex crimes. You wont hear his crap ever again.

BuzzardsWife · 01-13-2009, 02:06 PM

Ann Coulter isn't worthy of a punch from me. A semi would do her some good. And Colin Farell!!! Oh I'd love to punch him. But sorry, I love Nancy Grace. I think she's hilarious.

FlamesAddiction · 01-13-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by FlamesKickAss

you guys helped me think.

Dane Cook - you arent funny so shut the hell up
.

Since you brought up an unfunny comediains, what's the appeal of Jim Gaffigan? He seems to be even more popular than Dane Cook, but I can't stand him. Punch him in the face too.

troutman · 01-13-2009, 02:15 PM

Stuart McLean (Vinyl Cafe guy - why do people think Uncle Morty over-cooking the turkey is so funny?)

Ron Maclean - zip it weatherman

Bill O'Reilly - king of the ###### bags

Scott Weiland - put your shirt back on you lizard

Terrell Owens - Do we have to see your ugly mug after every play?

pepper24 · 01-13-2009, 02:26 PM

Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Nancy Grace, Paris Hilton, Ashley Simpson.

I must hate women!

habernac · 01-13-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by troutman

Iggy Pop - put your shirt back on you lizard

fixed. I love ya, Iggy, but you're a 700 year old man, no on wants to see you shirtless.

Got Miikka? · 01-13-2009, 02:39 PM

Hmm there may too many for just 5. A lot of good names mentioned, but I would like to add my vote to John Mayer for being the Supreme ###### that he is and also to Brody Jenner for having even less to offer than Paris Hilton and yet somehow becoming famous. At least Paris Hilton is (can be argued to be) hot. Brody is just a Mayer-esque ######.

Has Simon Cowell from American Idol been mentioned yet? I know his shtick is his shtick but it's not cute, it's not funny, and I want to kick his ass.

I'd like Oprah to explode too.

So all in all - we've already mentioned all these names. Moving along.

jus_sum_guy · 01-13-2009, 03:13 PM

Will Ferrel
Jack Black
Jim Carey
Ravinder Minhas
Richard Simmons

4X4 · 01-13-2009, 03:15 PM

I guess Fred Phelps has gained somewhat of a celebrity status. Now there's a guy that I actually do want to punch in the face. Hard.

Torture · 01-13-2009, 03:18 PM

1. Roberto Luongo
2. Roberto Luongo
3. Roberto Luongo
4. I realize this person isn't a celebrtiy, but whoever started LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
5. Roberto Luongo

habernac · 01-13-2009, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 4X4

I guess Fred Phelps has gained somewhat of a celebrity status. Now there's a guy that I actually do want to punch in the face. Hard.

he deserves something much more serious than a punch.

4X4 · 01-13-2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by habernac

he deserves something much more serious than a punch.

Yea. Agreed. A guy like him deserves to be anally raped. But I'm not willing to do that. Even if he deserves it. I would, however, be prepared to punch him in the face multiple times.

habernac · 01-13-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 4X4

Yea. Agreed. A guy like him deserves to be anally raped. But I'm not willing to do that. Even if he deserves it. I would, however, be prepared to punch him in the face multiple times.

I'd run him over with the car.

GreenTeaFrapp · 01-13-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by habernac

he deserves something much more serious than a punch.

Donkey punch?

Shnabdabber · 01-13-2009, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by troutman

Stuart McLean (Vinyl Cafe guy - why do people think Uncle Morty over-cooking the turkey is so funny?)

Ron Maclean - zip it weatherman

Bill O'Reilly - king of the ###### bags

Scott Weiland - put your shirt back on you lizard

Terrell Owens - Do we have to see your ugly mug after every play?

###### Bag King is an appropriate moniker for him. What a pompous .

Hes third on my list.

5 - The host from Pinks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmjCEPF4HGo "Is it fast?"
4 - Chad Kroeger
3 - Bill O'Reilly
2 - David Suzuki
1 - Bono. Yeah, ok, lets forgive all third world debt. So easy to give money away when it isnt yours. Twit.

burn_this_city · 01-13-2009, 06:14 PM

Bahahah sweet clip.. Hes such a tool.

metallicat · 01-13-2009, 06:23 PM

1. Oprah Winfrey
2. Rosie O'Donnell
3. Fred Phelps (I like that suggestions a lot, but yeah, he deserves a gunshot to the face, not a punch)
4. Sidney Crosby
5. Kim Jong Il