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Old 01-14-2009, 10:08 AM   #61
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Photoshopped from what? Shrek 4, the Nightmare?
At least with Shrek you can determine the gender.
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:18 AM   #62
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There are? Out where? Good God man, we've got to get out of here!
Just dont travel to south carolina and you should be ok.
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:20 AM   #63
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Sure there are people like that out there but it doesn't mean they are getting married to guys who bare a resemblance to Alfred E Neuman.

I believe the simplest explanation is usually the correct one. Since the groom appears to be in the military chances are he's not blind. Thus, the simplest explanation after that is photoshop work.
Nah they do exist.. They had myspace pages, the trolls found out who they were, where they lived ect.. I guess its common for rails to land whales down south.
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:22 AM   #64
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"I just got married" is horrifying
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:25 AM   #65
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I guess its common for rails to land whales down south.
How? Do they have arranged marriages down there? How many cases of beer and meat did the bride's father have to fork over?
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:31 AM   #66
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I dunno but judging by the photos the dowry was consumed by the brides family prior to the wedding...
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:32 AM   #67
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Wow, that is similar to the guy that let his girlfriend model his car for him. That thread also turned out quite well =)
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:55 AM   #68
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P-P-P-Powerbook is a classic

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/
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Old 01-14-2009, 11:15 AM   #69
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I dunno but judging by the photos the dowry was consumed by the brides family prior to the wedding...
Yes, what do you think the dowry was a couple of cows or something?
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Old 01-14-2009, 11:36 AM   #70
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One cow, a hefer, two coupons to the all you can eat buffet at crackerbarrel, and a 71' buick skylark.
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Old 01-14-2009, 11:46 AM   #71
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P-P-P-Powerbook is a classic

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/
Except, based on the ending to the story it sounds as though Jeff may be wearing cement shoes.
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:18 PM   #72
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One cow, a hefer, two coupons to the all you can eat buffet at crackerbarrel, and a 71' buick skylark.
Yep.

I bet she got her dress at Wal-Mart too.
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This is one of the most brilliant I've ever read.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=153058

-Dude reverse scams a Nigerian scammer
-scams Nigerian scammer into creating a wooden sculpture of a Star Wars AT-AT walker
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Old 01-16-2009, 08:53 PM   #74
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I love that scam the scammers site.

The one where they make the guy read Hitchhiker's Guide and send it to them is great as well. I used to listen to that on the bus on my way to work.
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Old 01-16-2009, 10:07 PM   #75
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Bloodninja and his wizard hat is always good for a read: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja
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