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Old 09-11-2008, 05:38 PM   #61
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...she's F-ed...
Not yet
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Old 09-11-2008, 07:55 PM   #62
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It's going to be part of her thesis. You just wait.
Yeah, and it'll be about how shallow men are.
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Old 09-11-2008, 08:31 PM   #63
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It's going to be part of her thesis. You just wait.
Not sure about the thesis, but if she did use it, I know where the climax of the story would be.
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Old 09-11-2008, 08:54 PM   #64
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I wonder what her Women's Studies prof would think of this stunt.
If getting some guy to pay you a quarter million bucks for something you want to do anyways ins't empowerment, I don't know what is.
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Old 09-11-2008, 09:07 PM   #65
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There was a girl in my law school that danced on the side.
You mean the Stripper Myth isn't a myth????

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=stripper+myth for reference... work warning maybe?
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Old 09-11-2008, 09:28 PM   #66
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she looks like paris hilton
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Old 09-11-2008, 09:37 PM   #67
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My screen name? Buster Hymen.
Holy hell that's funny.

Quick mods, name change! lol
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Old 09-11-2008, 09:43 PM   #68
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I applaud this young woman for trying to pay for school. The truth is men pay for sex all the time through drinks, meals, trips, rings, mortgages, min vans et-al. At least with this lady the winner of the auction will get her without wasting time trying to seduce her by spending his time and money. I would argue that this is the most honest relationship either one will experience. A lot of married couples will tell you that love making decreases with time. For those who would argue that this isn't romantic, please, if it were just about love then why does it come down to money when its time to divorce?


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Old 09-12-2008, 10:04 AM   #69
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Holy hell that's funny.

Quick mods, name change! lol
Yeah...My own creation as well....should see the finished product for this years local film festival....cant wait. Freakin hilarious stuff from the few scenes i saw/was in.

Look for it on DVD in the $1.00 bin anytime soon......called Honey Salmon.
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Old 09-12-2008, 11:05 AM   #70
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That would really suck if a guy ponied up a quarter-mil for this, and her va-jay-jay was unshaven and had an off-kilt odor.

But I digress.
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Old 09-12-2008, 11:21 AM   #71
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Wonder if any girls bid on this.

What if Chris from Seattle was a big old flannel wearing manly looking dominant Lesbian.

That would be awesome.

Besides I'm sure that the winning bidder will have to sign a release so that she can film this, make a tape and sell it to some sleazy porn distributor for another million bucks.

Wonder if she'd object to losing her virginity during a game of vacuum cleaner? "Watch your head baby"
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