Why don't we just exterminate all bears?

[Burninator]

Nuke the bears

[Joborule]

Wow, this thread is win by the posters reactions.

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by IntenseFan

We should not eliminate all bears. To do so, we would need to implement some type of "Bear Patrol". If the Simpsons have taught us anything it's that "Bear Patrols" lead to the lowest tax increase in history and make a very unhappy populace.

(Can anyone find a clip of that episode? I couldn't on Youtube, but feel that it truly belongs on this thread.)

I searched in vain for a pic of the Bear Patrol B-2 bomber they had in that episode.

[czure32]

Homer: I pay the Homer tax. Let the bears pay the bear tax.
Lisa: That's Home Owners tax, Dad.

also, and I was going to add this prior but got busy working
I wonder if this is really about bears, and not some cleverly disguised plot to get us talking about immigants...

I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them...

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by czure32

also, and I was going to add this prior but got busy working
I wonder if this is really about bears, and not some cleverly disguised plot to get us talking about immigants...

I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them...

That was a Freudian Slip, right?

[fatso]

people can tip-toe around the issue all day, and be as politically correct as they want, but there is an undeniable problem with bears.

[J pold]

"We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!",

[czure32]

Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale

That was a Freudian Slip, right?

nah its a quote from the same simpsons episode, I just kinda split it up so that way it could work as a nice little segue into the rest of the quote

Moe Szyslak: Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by czure32

nah its a quote from the same simpsons episode, I just kinda split it up so that way It could work as a nice little segue into the rest of the quote

Moe Szyslak: Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.

Holy crap...I missed a Simpsons quote?

I'm getting old...

[czure32]

Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale

Holy crap...I missed a Simpsons quote?

I'm getting old...

meh...
with god knows how many episodes after however many years its been, no one can be expected to remember them all...

[Calgaryborn]

I like bear smokies. I think I have a few in my freezer still...Hmmm

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by J pold

"We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!",

That doesn't rhyme. You just said you don't want any beers. hehe

[Got Miikka?]

Bears can smell menstruation.

[J pold]

Originally Posted by Got Miikka?

menstruation.

That’s something girls do to repel mosquitoes right?

[Got Miikka?]

Originally Posted by J pold

That’s something girls do to repel mosquitoes right?

Yes. Repel.

[Old Yeller]

I was out hiking and stepped in some sort of poop on one of the trails... it smelled and took me a couple of seconds to wipe my hiking shoe off.

We should kill anything that poops.

[Barnes]

Originally Posted by Old Yeller

I was out hiking and stepped in some sort of poop on one of the trails... it smelled and took me a couple of seconds to wipe my hiking shoe off.

We should kill anything that poops.

This leads me to a question. Is bird poop really poop? It's really runny. Do birds pee as well? Would they need to be exterminated or are they excused cause their poop is really not poop like but more like pee?

[Gozer]

Originally Posted by Barnes

This leads me to a question. Is bird poop really poop? It's really runny. Do birds pee as well? Would they need to be exterminated or are they excused cause their poop is really not poop like but more like pee?

Thread spin off: Why don't we just exterminate all birds?

[Azure]

[flames85]

why don't we just exterminate the poster of this thread. why isn't this thread locked yet?