Using sports terms to describe girls

[Winsor_Pilates]

I misread the thread title as sports "teams".
First thing that came to mind was the Oilers: Young & Fast, but ultimately dumb and useless.

[CaptainCrunch]

Test driving the bowling ball. I'll let you guys figure that one out.

[troutman]

Fly-fishing is full of filthy sounding things:

the woolly bugger

the stimulator

the royal humpy

[J pold]

Originally Posted by troutman

Fly-fishing is full of filthy sounding things:

the wooly bugger

the stimulator

the royal humpy

Lets not forget the Double Haul

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Ha some of those are gold.
I myself like the expanded baseball rules.
Everyone knows what 1st, 2nd, 3rd and home runs are, but how about these:

1. Inside the park home run = Gettin the old Bravo Juliette
2. Gettin Walked = when the girl lets you on base without even trying, very similar to
3. Throwing Grapefruits = girl is trying her best to serve up a home run for you
4. Rain Delay = already alluded to above
5. Ground Rule Double = would have had sex but couldn't find a condom

[dissentowner]

Foul Tip - What you get for sleeping with an unclean girl.

[AvengeR]

Originally Posted by alltherage

In high school we called girls with braces and/or acne "investments." They will be hot in the future, so snag them now while they have lower standards.

LMAO!!! Good one.

[Flames in 07]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Test driving the bowling ball. I'll let you guys figure that one out.

wow, reminds me about a joke about a six pack.

[FireFly]

This thread reminds that girls are much more forward about these things. If he's a bad lay, we say he's a bad lay. If he has a small dick, we say he has a small dick. None of this code.

[jammies]

Originally Posted by FireFly

This thread reminds that girls are much more forward about these things. If he's a bad lay, we say he's a bad lay. If he has a small dick, we say he has a small dick. None of this code.

That's because women have the mistaken idea that conversation between friends is about communicating important information - men are aware that such conversation is all about trivia, misdirection, inside jokes, mockery, and witty sayings. I would be afraid if my male friends started telling me about their sexual issues with their wives/girlfriends - afraid I'd start laughing inappropriately, at the very least.