Favourite movie quotes

[CaptainCrunch]

A few favorites of mine

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."


Jack Burton: Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president

Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."


Margo: God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?
Jack Burton: Nope.

[ok, ok,....I get it]

snatch....so many good lines:

Customs official: Anything to declare?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony:'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old , and have brought your two little mincey balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... off!

[jydk]

Hey Rookie! ............You were good.

[ok, ok,....I get it]

Three Kings

Troy Barlow: Are we shooting?
Soldier: What?
Troy Barlow: Are we shooting people or what?
Soldier: Are we shooting?
Troy Barlow: That's what I'm asking you!
Soldier: What's the answer?
Troy Barlow: I don't know the answer! That's what I'm trying to find out!

Troy Barlow: Walter, just stand outside so Chief can translate my Iraqi ass map... okay?

[Prototype]

Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

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Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

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Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been f'd like that since grade school.

[ok, ok,....I get it]

"Mom, ever blown a dead guy?"
-Gangbang Girl #28

[bigtmac19]

Mark Rumsfeld: Walter, I know you're in there. That scum sucking, barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn. I find one more - just one - and I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut.

[habernac]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

A few favorites of mine

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."


Jack Burton: Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president

Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."


Margo: God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?
Jack Burton: Nope.

one of the best cheesy movies of all time. My wife thought it was terrible. Egg Shen was awesome.

[ok, ok,....I get it]

stalingrad:

One German foot soldier: Where are the horses?
Another German foot soldier: We're the horses!

[nik-]

"Leave the gun, take the Cannoli"

[Got Miikka?]

O, where to begin!

Some good 'uns from 2008:

"I didn't want out - I wanted in."
-Kate Winslet, Revolutionary Road

"Take a step back - and f--- your own face!"
-Tom Cruise, Tropic Thunder

"I've got no qualms with sticking you! I will equalize you, you dick!"
-Bill Hader, Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"Ever notice how every so often you come across someone you shouldn'ta f---ed with? That's me."
-Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino

"Does she always analyze every inspiration until its grain of charm is... squeezed out of it?"
-Javier Bardem, Vicky Cristina Barcelona

"What you are in engaged in is blackmail. That is a felony... that's for starters. Secondly, the unauthorized dissemination of classified material is a federal crime. If you ever carried out your proposed threat you would experience such a s---storm of consequences, my friend, that your empty little head would be spinning faster than the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle back there!"
-John Malkovich (in a raised tone of voice) to Brad Pitt, Burn After Reading

"When you're getting jacked outside your loft and W. here doesn't have the, uh - energy? to stop it... we'll see about sending the nice police over to help you."
Samuel L. Jackson, Lakeview Terrace

"I shat! Okay? It was like a terrorist attack... down there in the darkness... and the chaos, and the running and the screaming - okay?!"
Ricky Gervais, Ghost Town

"I'm really sorry for karate-choppin' you the other night - that was way outta line."
Colin Farrell, In Bruges

"It's your life."
Michael Sheen (David Frost) to Frank Langella (Richard Nixon), Frost/Nixon

"Do you love p---y? Then not you."
Justin Long, Zack and Miri Make a Porno

[ok, ok,....I get it]

Saving Private Ryan:

Private Jackson: Sir... I have an opinion on this matter.
Captain Miller: Well, by all means, share it with the squad.
Private Jackson: Well, from my way of thinking, sir, this entire mission is a serious misallocation of valuable military resources.
Captain Miller: Yeah. Go on.
Private Jackson: Well, it seems to me, sir, that God gave me a special gift, made me a fine instrument of warfare.
Captain Miller: Reiben, pay attention. Now, this is the way to gripe. Continue, Jackson.
Private Jackson: Well, what I mean by that, sir, is... if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over. Amen.
Private Reiben: Oh, that's brilliant, bumpkin. Hey, so, Captain, what about you? I mean, you don't gripe at all?
Captain Miller: I don't gripe to *you*, Reiben. I'm a captain. There's a chain of command. Gripes go up, not down. Always up. You gripe to me, I gripe to my superior officer, so on, so on, and so on. I don't gripe to you. I don't gripe in front of you. You should know that as a Ranger.
Private Reiben: I'm sorry, sir, but uh... let's say you weren't a captain, or maybe I was a major. What would you say then?
Captain Miller: Well, in that case... I'd say, "This is an excellent mission, sir, with an extremely valuable objective, sir, worthy of my best efforts, sir. Moreover... I feel heartfelt sorrow for the mother of Private James Ryan and am willing to lay down my life and the lives of my men - especially you, Reiben - to ease her suffering."
Mellish: He's good.
Private Caparzo: I love him.

[Cliche]

Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

Ellerby: You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record.

[missdpuck]

The Twilight Zone: "Where there is no hope, there is no life", "You used to be a normal person", and for the Ducks..."We should not have sent Neidermayer."

[bigtmac19]

Every man dies, not every man really lives.

[Displaced Flames fan]

Originally Posted by Got Miikka?

"Ever notice how every so often you come across someone you shouldn'ta f---ed with? That's me."
-Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino

Beat me to it.

Great movie.

[HelloHockeyFans]

Why so serious?

[J pold]

All from one of my recent favorite movies: Confessions of a Dangerous mind

Chuck Barris: I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He gets a refrigerator.

Jim Byrd: You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'

Chuck Barris: When you're in a relationship it means you are obligated to give a sh*t.

Dick Clark: I wouldn't want to live his life because he hasn't been happy all of his life. All I think is if you can find work, stay healthy, find somebody to share it with, you're the ultimate success. He's had some of the pieces of the puzzle, but not all of them.

[Got Miikka?]

Originally Posted by bigtmac19

Every man dies, not every man really lives.

"The trouble with Scotland... is that it's full of Scots!"

"Would you like to see him crush me like warum?"

"They're saying goodbye in their own way - playing outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes."

"That's something we shall have to remedy, isn't it?"

"You have the look of your mother."

Frick, I quote this movie pretty much daily, out of context and randomly. I will actually say to people - whose mother I have never met - "You have the look of your mother."

But then my whole life is a blurred combination of movies and pseudo-reality. So it all kind of makes disturbing sense at the end of the day.

[StrayBullet]

"Yes they deserved to die.... AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"