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Old 04-05-2008, 07:11 PM   #61
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Freddy got Fingered.

I mean the movie starts off with him beating off a horse. It only goes downhill from there.
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Old 04-05-2008, 07:13 PM   #62
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Natural Born Killers. Only movie I've ever demanded a refund for.
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Old 04-05-2008, 07:48 PM   #63
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You must have forgotten to eat magic mushrooms before the movie started. Way to miss the instructions.
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Old 04-05-2008, 07:48 PM   #64
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Maybe it's my profuse hatred for Nicholas Cage. That movie just made my eyes bleed.

FTR, my definition of worst movie is the movie that I enjoyed the least and made me want to kill the most people. Adaptation easily wins.
OK, I can see that. I loved Adaptation, though. Definitely not everybody's cup of tea--but I can see how if you're not a fan of the meta-narrative you might find it infuriating.

For me, the movie that most meets the description above is 12 Monkeys. Hated, hated, hated that movie. And the worst part was that the large group I was with all loved it.

How did we get this far without mentioning Titanic? That was terrible. When I die, watching that whole movie will probably be one of my deepest regrets.
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Old 04-05-2008, 07:48 PM   #65
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Wickerman. lol Nicholas Cage is the worst. But in all honesty Wickerman is pretty good if you look at it as a comedy.

Glad to see Miami Vice getting some hate. Horrible movie. I think the opening line of the main character is a product placement:

"I'll have a Bacardi mojito."

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Old 04-05-2008, 08:03 PM   #66
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OK, I can see that. I loved Adaptation, though. Definitely not everybody's cup of tea--but I can see how if you're not a fan of the meta-narrative you might find it infuriating.

For me, the movie that most meets the description above is 12 Monkeys. Hated, hated, hated that movie. And the worst part was that the large group I was with all loved it.

How did we get this far without mentioning Titanic? That was terrible. When I die, watching that whole movie will probably be one of my deepest regrets.
I absolutely loved Adaptation, but I can see someone not liking it because I absolutely loathed "Being John Malkovich" which was by the same director and was equally offbeat. Both movies were faves of the critics and Adaptation has a 90% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.


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I'll add "Escape from LA" to my list; this is the only movie I've walked out of at a theatre.

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Old 04-05-2008, 08:10 PM   #67
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I absolutely loved Adaptation, but I can see someone not liking it because I absolutely loathed "Being John Malkovich" which was by the same director and was equally offbeat. Both movies were faves of the critics and Adaptation has a 90% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.


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I'll add "Escape from LA" to my list; this is the only movie I've walked out of at a theatre.
Heh... I liked Malkovich...



But I just now remembered the movie I hated even more than Adaptation.

Borat. Just an abortion of a "movie". I'd watch Adaptation 10x in a row if it meant that I could avoid seeing Borat once.
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Old 04-05-2008, 08:50 PM   #68
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One Night at McCools.... the only movie I've ever walked out of.

Dark Water..... a movie I should have walked out of.
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Old 04-05-2008, 08:51 PM   #69
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I'll add "Escape from LA" to my list; this is the only movie I've walked out of at a theatre.
Really? I absolutely LOVE the "escape from..." movies...they are hilarious and campy, that's the fun.
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Old 04-05-2008, 09:18 PM   #70
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Old 04-05-2008, 09:29 PM   #71
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Catwoman. I downloaded it, and still felt ripped off.

Unbreakable was unwatchable. Two hours of character development, while the plot, storyline and climax were reduced to three pages of text at the end.

Cast Away. I wanted to stab myself in the face by the time that was over. I stayed in the theatre to watch that one only because I really liked the girl I was with...
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Old 04-05-2008, 09:31 PM   #72
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Both of the "The Grudge" movies were terrible.
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Old 04-05-2008, 09:34 PM   #73
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Unbreakable was unwatchable. Two hours of character development, while the plot, storyline and climax were reduced to three pages of text at the end.
I loved that movie! Bruce Willis at his finest
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Old 04-05-2008, 10:48 PM   #74
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Old 04-05-2008, 11:25 PM   #75
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Cat in the Hat - watched it with my kid, and i felt embarrassed for Mike Myers.

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Old 04-05-2008, 11:47 PM   #76
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Limbo, this movie truely does leave you in limbo.
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Old 04-06-2008, 12:21 AM   #77
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Tears of the Sun

only movie I've walked out of and got a refund, EVER, and I watch a lot of movies, even made it thru Bedazzled and Serving Sara both of which should receive honorable mention in this thread.
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Old 04-06-2008, 04:01 AM   #78
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Nicholas Cage movies all suck. Especially the one with him as a soldier in Italy with Penelope Cruz. I hated Titanic. But if I had to pick my all time least favorite movie that I actually sat through without turning off in the first ten minutes, which is many, I'd have to pick...Days of Thunder. Oh or would it be the one where this couple are just floating in the water for 1 1/2 hours ..it felt like 18 hours of hell..I think I'd rather be in the ocean floating with the sharks than watch that movie. sorry don't remember the name of it. My husband and I wasted a night out on our own on that waste of a movie too!

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Old 04-06-2008, 07:12 AM   #79
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Nicholas Cage movies all suck. Especially the one with him as a soldier in Italy with Penelope Cruz. I hated Titanic. But if I had to pick my all time least favorite movie that I actually sat through without turning off in the first ten minutes, which is many, I'd have to pick...Days of Thunder. Oh or would it be the one where this couple are just floating in the water for 1 1/2 hours ..it felt like 18 hours of hell..I think I'd rather be in the ocean floating with the sharks than watch that movie. sorry don't remember the name of it. My husband and I wasted a night out on our own on that waste of a movie too!

Waterworld with Kevin Costner? Good choice.
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Old 04-06-2008, 07:29 AM   #80
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Anything with Christopher Lambert except Highlander. That guy makes more bad movies than anyone else.

Ghostrider was also pretty darn cruddy.
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