Are You a Struggler or a Flake?

[CrispyGriz]

Originally Posted by arloiginla

I like cheese.

suck it dwarf!

btw this is my new favorite insult, short, concise, to the point, and conveys whatever message you want.

ps, im not picking on you in particular arlo, but your response was good to build off of.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Five-hole

I had a friend that used to say "what's up, butternuts?" Not quite sure what it meant but it was all the more infuriating for it.

sugartits

[arsenal]

One that I am loving right now is "Donkey". As in reference to a bad poker player. But it seems to fit so well in every day life as well.

[rubecube]

I've always really liked assclown. I remember beign absolutely trashed one night at the Stampede or something and a buddy of mine said something ridiculous and I said 'What the hell? Are you on AIDS?!' I think about ten people turned around and looked at me like I was either ######ed or a complete monster.

[Bill Bumface]

"Tough guy" is always a good one for dealing with "chaches". "Fancy boy" is also quite heavily used here at the office.

A great one for loose moralled girls is "C*m dumpster"

[Muta]

I use the words 'tool', 'muffin' and 'Spanky'.... lol... people hate being called Spanky.

Also, if you know somoene's name, if you really want to cheese them off, call them a different variation of their first name - but don't draw attention to it. Chris Jericho used to do it all the time, and it would be downright annoying.

Examples:
Michael = Mitchell
James = Jason
Rob = Ron
Gerry = Gary

... and so forth.

[Berger_4_]

I've been pretty partial to knob lately.

Easy there nitro is always a winner

I've also been throwing ding dong and its variations in lately to my repetoire of biting remarks haha.

[Muta]

Knobgoblin is a good one too

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by Muta

Knobgoblin is a good one too

Only if you're a D&D geek.

[Muta]

Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale

Only if you're a D&D geek.

I guess you would know, huh?

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by Muta

I guess you would know, huh?

. . .

(actually, not since High School....but seriously, Knobgoblin?)

[ResAlien]

Tend to stick with "mouth-breather" for assorted morons. When someone is infuriated with you switching back and forth between calling them "Buddy" and "Guy" tends to make their head explode, Scanners style.

[Flamesguy_SJ]

My dad is pretty fond of "reprobate"...."jeezer" is a good one, too. I remember the days when dickweed was the insult of choice, never liked it tho. I'm partial to "idiot-stick" and, for a more explicit one, "c*ck wrinkle".

[NSFL]

Chatter wanker - used to refer to an idiot that's having a case of verbal diarrhea. Or just won't be quiet. I use it a lot during lecture to describe the idiots who try and one up the professors and get shot down. The literal meaning implies someone who talks incessantly while masturbating.

Shut the hell up you chatter wanker!

[Antithesis]

Knuckle-dragger is pretty good too.

[calf]

ragamuffin

[Hack&Lube]

I mostly flake because I struggle.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Antithesis

Knuckle-dragger is pretty good too.

Agreed. Love that one.

[burn_this_city]

Waif is great to describe people who cant dress themselves.

[Flashpoint]

I've been using "Friendo" ever since I saw No Country for Old Men.